Exceeded 14 days?

[Doc_Savage]

we been waiting on the new shipment of ky jelly too arrive as soon as the truck is unloaded the ritual can begin!!

murph don't need or want any stinkin' KY..... maybe some duct tape....(don't know what that means...Tycho told me to say that)

Doc

 

[DerekH]

He spits on it and throws a handful of sand in for good measure. And whoever said "count backwards from 10" must have been dreaming. The only number that might come close to accurate is 10,000. We all get a turn.

 

[Arkanian]

You might want to find an old strop, one without compound to use as a bite guard. Just remember, the more you tense up, the worse it is. Just turn some Barry White on, pop some valium and let Murph do the needful and you will be OK. Ice cream helps, doesn't matter the flavor as you will just be sitting on it for hours.

 

[bigghoss]

 

[TMHunt]

Good news tgreen. I just spoke to Murph on the phone. He was taking a warm bath with rose peadals, a glass of wine, and a Kenny G cd playing. said he was gettin warmed up for you "welcome" into the club. As far as Moose. he puts all prospects under a pretty strict inspection before allowing access. I think he said he just got the background check and credit report done, as we speak right now, he is breaking into your house and checking your underwear drawer for skidmark stains........which by the way is a must if you want to be a Beckerhead!

 

[Tankerwolf]

Your about to find out why everyone carries the PJ cotton balls. (Hint: it's not for fire starting)
Just remember the safe word is...................now where did I put that word..............I had it on a sticky note.............oh well, you probably wont need it.
Good luck!

 

[Saymon]

Good news tgreen. I just spoke to Murph on the phone. He was taking a warm bath with rose peadals, a glass of wine, and a Kenny G cd playing. said he was gettin warmed up for you "welcome" into the club. As far as Moose. he puts all prospects under a pretty strict inspection before allowing access. I think he said he just got the background check and credit report done, as we speak right now, he is breaking into your house and checking your underwear drawer for skidmark stains........which by the way is a must if you want to be a Beckerhead!

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 

[Jonny1280]

Hmmm....Murph's been suspiciously quiet concerning this thread.
Kind of like a preditor quietly sneaking up on the rear of its prey.
Good luck tgreen812.
14 days waiting on Moose will seem like nothing compared to 14 hrs hung up with Murph on your back.

 

[cbwoods67]

Notice how everyone came back from the last gathering constantly talking about Vaseline?

There's a reason.

 

[SpikeHawk]

Hey, waitaminit, is the the signup for Beckerheads, or Buggerheads?

 

[Moosez45]

Work says I'm off tomorrow night.

It will happen then. Murph......get ready.

Moose

 

[tgreen812]

This is some funny stuff glad there's plenty of Vaseline to go around

 

[bigghoss]

This thread is almost as ugly as the chest shaving contest...

 

[Ray Settanta]

Or this.

 

[bigghoss]

or this

 

[Ray Settanta]

OH no!!! LOL

 

[RogueBowie]

You may not enter the realm of the BeckerHead's until you have attended one of Tradewater's 'Tea Parties'.

 

[bigghoss]

You may not enter the realm of the BeckerHead's until you have attended one of Tradewater's 'Tea bag Parties'.

There, fixed it for ya.

 

[tgreen812]

Or this.

So is he trying to show off with the fake guitars? That's what is most disturbing to me lol

 

[Tdhurl1103]

or this

This had me rolling.....