FakeDucci, CloneDucci, and other Clones read this!

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Skunk can be "WeinerDucci", the littlest porker of them all!!!! :eek:


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Man, that was a close call. Bastidducci almost caught me twice. Once while I was licking Juicyducci, my sister, and another time when I got off my collar and went into another forum. Luckily I am back. I was going to try and hook with my cousin Milfducci, but I am kinda afraid to now.

I am the second Ducci. Ran Ducci was the first. I came before Cloneducci, and all the other duccis. Mama and papa ducci's are actually my kids and yet they're my parents. Us ducci's we stick together.
 
Wait, I was the first Ducci. And stay way from cousin Milfducci, she's mine. We're thinking of having kids...We'll call them Moanducci and Stiffducci, cuz she moans when I'm stiff. Why did we get called out, is something going on? Was fakeducci being bad again. Ever since blade 06, when some Hogs caught a sighting of him, that was all she wrote, he's like a celebrity now.
 
Fakeducci said:
Man, that was a close call. Bastidducci almost caught me twice. Once while I was licking Juicyducci, my sister, and another time when I got off my collar and went into another forum. Luckily I am back. I was going to try and hook with my cousin Milfducci, but I am kinda afraid to now.

I am the second Ducci. Ran Ducci was the first. I came before Cloneducci, and all the other duccis. Mama and papa ducci's are actually my kids and yet they're my parents. Us ducci's we stick together.
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Sounds more like banjo-ducci.....
 
Ducci smoochy!

There's nothing like being in the women's lingerie department when it is loaded with women and you're are armed with a vivid imagination like mine :-)

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Tony G said:
Ducci smoochy!

There's nothing like being in the women's lingerie department when it is loaded with women and you're are armed with a vivid imagination like mine :-)

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What? No pictures? Maybe I should go check out the "Lounge".


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I am true blue to Porkducci, BUT as soon as I catch him looking at another Ducci's booty I'm dropping him like Amy drops Coor's cans and heading over to Hamfrancisco's pad.

Word is on the street that Tony's hung like Saddam.
 
Fakeducci said:
another time when I got off my collar and went into another forum.
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They keep you locked up too?? :eek: I thought I was the only one. Rat keeps me chained up in the cellar with the Mason jars and the juice maker. I don't know what kind of juice he's making, but it looks just like water and it makes me dizzy when I drink it. I've almost managed to escape four times in the past two years, but I've never been able to work out a route past the land mines in the back yard. Could someone please contact my girlfriend and let her know I'm still alive? Wait, I hear footsteps. He's hom
 
This thread is better than Monday Night football. It is sssoooo much more fun than angles and geometry. The Ducci's were actually what brought me here along time ago. I just buy knives so my wife doesn't think I am weird(er).
Ron Athay
 
I think you should have to be at least half Italian to be a 'Ducci, to cut down on all the fakes and wannabees.

resinaducci
 
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