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feel free to place your funny story or joke for the day here.
please keep it famley readable.
tall tales may need two postings if tall enught..
last mounth when our lawnmower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed or hire the boy down the street.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first -- the truck, the car, fishing, always something less important to her then the grass.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day last week, I found her sitting in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house to the bath room.
When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,
and the other is you the husband.
please keep it famley readable.
tall tales may need two postings if tall enught..
last mounth when our lawnmower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed or hire the boy down the street.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first -- the truck, the car, fishing, always something less important to her then the grass.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day last week, I found her sitting in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house to the bath room.
When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,
and the other is you the husband.
