Favorite quotes?

[jonnyt16]

From Lock, stock
Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya.

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

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Ha ha, right on dude! Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels is my all-time favorite movie!! Way better than Snatch I don't care what anybody says. To those of you who haven't seen it do yourself a favor and BUY the dvd as soon as possible. Will probably watch it again tonight now lol.

Another great quote from the movie:
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist!

And for your further enjoyment, a random still:

 

[Bufford]

The only good liberal member, is a defeated one.

The more they overtake the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. That one comes from Scotty aboard the Enterprise from the old Startrek.

 

[IVANKERLEY]

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson
or...
Politics is the art of controlling your environment.
Hunter S. Thompson

R.I.P H.S.T.
ivan