FBMLE bit me

mfaster7

mfaster7

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Last night I was cleaning my new Battle Mistress. I dont know, I have not cut myself in months. I guess I was tired or distracted but I got careless. I was polishing off a spot of dirt and moving my hand in the wrong direction. Towards the edge instead of away. Well I slipped. That blade is so keen I did not even feel it. It went thru my knuckle like butter and I swear I heard the edge click against my knuckle bone. Knife is so sharp there was no pain and it knit in less than an hour. What a knife.
 
mfaster7 I have some bad news for you.
A FBM and specifically a LE is not designed to cut her owner.
Unfortunately a few EVIL ones managed to get pass BFS and it seems yours is one.
I have been known to exorcise blades in the past. I will be happy to do it again, but I will need to keep her with me for SOME (;)) time.

After all, she has developped a taste for your blood :D. PM me and I'll tell you how to send her to me :D :D
 
Saint-Just said:
mfaster7 I have some bad news for you.
A FBM and specifically a LE is not designed to cut her owner.
Unfortunately a few EVIL ones managed to get pass BFS and it seems yours is one.
I have been known to exorcise blades in the past. I will be happy to do it again, but I will need to keep her with me for SOME (;)) time.

After all, she has developped a taste for your blood :D. PM me and I'll tell you how to send her to me :D :D
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I fear now that she has tasted my essence she will die without my constant company or I would surely take you up on your offer
 
They say when a dog bites you, you have got to put it down.
So you better send that FBMLE to me before it hurts anyone else.
:D
 
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:D :D
 
I just decided. Tomorrow I'm gonna call Amy and get a Black and green BAT to protect me. Hope that one doesn't bite too. I figure G-10 won't slip.
 
mfaster7 said:
I just decided. Tomorrow I'm gonna call Amy and get a Black and green BAT to protect me. Hope that one doesn't bite too. I figure G-10 won't slip.
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I hate to tell you this.......they all BITE.........but in a kind loving way..LOL


2 words...................NU SKIN.....it is a miracle worker....burns like heck but works!!!!!!
 
just to show how we are all wingnuts, only a busse fan would react with joy when we get cut....... jeez..... let the shrinks in.
 
Amy-0 said:
I hate to tell you this.......they all BITE.........but in a kind loving way..LOL


2 words...................NU SKIN.....it is a miracle worker....burns like heck but works!!!!!!
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2 more words......... Nu Nife

Speak to you tomorrow

Can't hardly wait

You're the best!!
 
I know the feeling... I was "being stupid" when my GW decided it wanted to cut off the tip of my left thumb today... only thing that stopped the blade was the bone... worst cut in a year or so for me... only good thing about it is I have no feeling in that thumb so it didn't hurt.
 
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