Off Topic Fear the Reaper?

It's that time of year again. I can't believe my Carolina Reaper plants are five years old now. Unfortunately, I picked all the ripe peppers a couple days ago and didn't think to take a pic first. The first of the year's foison was pretty spectacular; they looked like Crunchberry bushes from the old Captain Crunch commercials. Here's what they looked loike after having been picked over:

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A few have ripened in the mean time, and I expect in another couple of weeks they'll be loaded with red fruit again. There are lots of green ones that don't show up in the pictures. But there are a few that were half green a few days ago that are a nice orange now.

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I've pretty much run out of thing to do with them. They're really good for a jelly to put on fried pork belly or bacon and stuff like that. The sugar tames the heat. I've also used them in hot sauce, mostly blended with milder stuff like habaneros and Thai chilis. But there just so darned hot that a little goes a really long way. I've been seeding them before grinding them up (more flavor and a little less heat), but they're still excessively hot. About the same on the Scoville scale as some commercial pepper spray, from what I've read.

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The Aultmore bottle is left over from last year. The little square one is what I made today. After giving away most of the chilis, I took what was left -- about a gallon by volume -- halved them, seeded them and ground them up. Then added about a tablespoon of salt and half a cup of 9% vinegar and bottled it. Super-concentrated stuff.

I did all this outside because so much capsaicin gets into the air just from cutting them up. Also had to wash the blender and knife and stuff outside because when running water hits the utensil it makes a capsaicin aerosol that, in an enclosed space, can make breathing a bit uncomfortable. I also wore nitrile glove through the whole thing. Of course.

After I was finished, I removed the gloves, taking care not to let my skin touch the outside of the gloves. Then I washed my hands a couple times. Then the slow burn started to build. And build.

Nitrile gloves just don't cut it. Somehow, the oils from the chilis make their way through the gloves. And washing my hands wasn't enough. Nor was washing them again. Even diving in the pool and taking a swim didn't help. In fact, the water just amplified the heat. Close to the surface, where the water was warmest, it felt scalding on my hands.
It's an hour later, and my hands are still burning. But it's a kind of a pleasant burn.
 
Besides eating, is this hell nectar good for anything else? serious question

A couple years ago, squirrels were running along the top of the fence to raid the garden. I poured some of that stuff on the top of the fence. Problem solved. I also read that in India they use mashed up ghost chilis (Bhut jolokia) as elephant repellant. And these are twice as hot as ghosts. And ground up into dust and blown out of a really long straw, I'll bet it would make a pretty sweet ninja weapon.


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And there's this from Wikipedia:

In 2009, scientists at India's Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO) announced plans to use the peppers in hand grenades, as a nonlethal way to control rioters by pepper sprays or in self-defence.[16][17] The DRDO said bhut jolokia-based aerosol sprays could be used as a "safety device", and "civil variants" of chili grenades could be used to control and disperse mobs.[18] Chili grenades made from Bhut jolokia were successfully used by the Indian Army in August 2015 to flush out a terrorist hiding in a cave.[19]

So Reaper Grenades could be a thing.
 
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yup...makes sense it'd repel animals...

Will any critter or creepy-crawly venture to eat them naturally on the bush?
 
BTW -- If anyone wants to drive to Beaumont and take one of these plants off my hands, my wife would thank you. She's cool with everything up to habaneros (and maybe even ghosts), but she thinks these are just a menace.
 
guys, if you're into consuming crazy stuff, they have this cool thing called drugs

you'll sweat, you'll get red eyes and a runny nose, you might throw up, kinda like these peppers

I guess drugs won't ruin your butt like these peppers, at least not until you run out of money
 
guys, if you're into consuming crazy stuff, they have this cool thing called drugs

you'll sweat, you'll get red eyes and a runny nose, you might throw up, kinda like these peppers

I guess drugs won't ruin your butt like these peppers, at least not until you run out of money

Pick your poison. My own experience tells me that the alleged "butt" effect of these chilis is a myth. The experience of others tells me that the "butt" effects of certain drugs in the absence of cash can be all too real.

Just eat the chilis; it's better than having your friends to be call you "Hollywood."
 
Cool thread. Just really got into hot sauces and super hot peppers this year. Have a few different varieties started to hopefully try my hand at making some of my own sauces later this year. My hottest plants currently are Chocolate Bhutlah. Also have bottles of Chocolate Plague and Reaper Squeezins from Puckerbutt in my fridge. Good stuff, and HOT.
 
I know a couple guys who are into the pepper thing *for some odd reason* and one dude ate a ghost pepper and laid on the couch sweating like for half a day tempted to ask for a ride to the hospital. I like watching the guy on YT Chili Klause where he gets people to eat peppers- it's always funny. I recall him talking about some variety from overseas that's used as anti-fouling for the bottom of boats, similar to the ones grown as elephant repellent . I think he said they were too hot HAHA!
 
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