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Ps I was once poisoned by a woman. But that's another story!
You will NOT get away with leaving this hanging out there, bud. I'll accept you telling it privately around a campfire someday...but no way you're getting away without spilling the beans on this one! Unless there's a possible felony charge with your name on it, or the statute of limitations hasn't expired...
For my part, I actually fought this woman once. She was going out on a blind date she felt was questionable, and came to me for a few pointers on how to handle herself if the guy turned out to be a nut job. We played out a few scenarios standing and on the ground, and before we were done both of us were bruised, scraped up, and pretty bloody. Things got a bit interesting...we essentially beat the crap out of each other, but nobody was going to choke her out after that afternoon! We still laugh about it - she showed up at the date and there was no freakin' way the guy was going to mess with her when she told him she gave just as well as she got getting busted up like that! Of course she omitted the reason why...she just told him she'd been in a pick-up fight. She still jokingly blames me for that turning into a very short date. Hence my suspicion she's poisoning me...
Did I just break the first rule of Fight Club?
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