newyork, Andy has a no questions asked happiness based guarantee - if you get the knife and it doesn't make you happy, and you have not used it or damaged it, you can return it to the shop and they will refund the purchase. But I imagine that once you got the bacon Monarch and used it to slice up some bacon, and then you ate the bacon while watching the sunrise over a glass of bourbon, and then you really went out and conquered the world that day, and everyone was on your side, and you got home and the smell of bacon and maple was still in the residence, and you wind down the day with a nice glass of bourbon and some bacon with the bacon monarch, and the stars seem to align in support of all your life's goals, what other outcome than happiness could be expected? But if you never hold it, you'll never know, because even a photograph is just pixels on a screen. The magic happens when you hold it...