Finally Solved the Khukuri Storage Problem

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Like some other victims of HIKV, I was starting to reach a crisis in regard to living space as I ran out of space under the couch and on the desk and such.

A couple days ago, I took all of the clothes out of the dresser drawers and replaced them with khukuris, knives and swords. The clothes went into plastic storage bins. Problem solved.

It's a matter of priorities....
 
Red Flower says "NO WAY!"

She likes khukuries but she likes clothes too. What's a guy to do?
 
LOL!!! No comment Howard!
 
...seems like someonelse had theirs in drawers too....

But me, I put them in the safe; and the other ones? I put them 'places'. Like on the desk, at my feet, on the TV....

edit- from a wife's perspective, if you put your khuks in the drawer where your clothes used to be, does that mean you are going to put the clothes where the khuks used to be? (on the TV, Desk, Floor.....)

munk
 
munk said:
edit- from a wife's perspective, if you put your khuks in the drawer where your clothes used to be, does that mean you are going to put the clothes where the khuks used to be? (on the TV, Desk, Floor.....)

munk

More often than not, the clothes spent more time in those places than in the drawers anyway...
 
You might consider Bruise's solution--used empty plastic paint buckets. They have a certain classic he-man appeal. Martha not withstanding:jerkit:
 
Howard Wallace said:
Red Flower says "NO WAY!"

She likes khukuries but she likes clothes too. What's a guy to do?


Uh, Howard. You haven't been married long, so I'll help.

YOU DO WHAT SHE SAYS.:p :D

Steve
 
Yeah.


Rusty had a metal bucket full of khuks. He had others stashed.



munk
 
Excellent khuk uses: door stops, jam spreaders, refrigerator magnets (rare earth magnets on the scabbard!), pet grooming tools ("Spot" can soon be renamed "Baldy"), fireplace mantle centerpieces, napkin holders for your wifes elegant dinners, bookends, etc., etc., etc. Only limited by your imagination!

(And your wifes gullibility and / or tolerance for your habit. :D Look dear! I bought you a new cheese slicer! :cool: ;) )
 
LOL!

BTW... some of you guys have so many khuks I think we could pinpoint your homes with a Magnetic Anomaly Detector (MAD)

Astrodada said:
How about a khuk ceiling ?

Be sure to attach them firmly, very firmly. :D
 
I was thinking about interconnecting the khuks like tile. A ceiling is much better than a floor. Fix it so they lay flat and are ying yanged about each other. I think hanging a bunch of knives with cord from the ceiling would cause some problems. Not the least of which is any guest wonderng just how psychotic you are.


munk
 
I like Map cases for storage of khuks and other knives and swords. You can find these relatively cheap and they will hold a LOT.
 
munk said:
I was thinking about interconnecting the khuks like tile. A ceiling is much better than a floor. Fix it so they lay flat and are ying yanged about each other. I think hanging a bunch of knives with cord from the ceiling would cause some problems. Not the least of which is any guest wonderng just how psychotic you are.


munk

Reminds me of the Sword of Damocles

There once was a king whose name was Dionysius. He was very rich, and he lived in a fine palace where there were many beautiful and costly things, and he was waited upon by a host of servants who were always ready to do his bidding. One day a friend of his, whose name was Damocles, said to him -

"How happy you must be! You have here everything that any man could wish."

"Perhaps you would like to trade places with me," said the king.

"No, not that, O king!" said Damocles; "but I think that, if I could only have your riches and your pleasures for one day, I should not want any greater happiness."

"Very well," said the tyrant. "You shall have them."

And so, the next day, Damocles was led into the palace, and all the servants were bidden to treat him as their master. He sat down at a table in the banquet hall, and rich foods were placed before him. Nothing was wanting that could give him pleasure. There were costly wines, and beautiful flowers, and rare perfumes, and delightful music. He rested among soft cushions, and felt that he was the happiest man in all the world.

Then he chanced to raise his eyes toward the ceiling. What was it that was dangling above him, with it's point almost touching his head? It was a sharp sword, and it was hung by only a single horsehair. What if the hair should break? There was danger every moment that it would do so.

The smile faded from the lips of Damocles. His face became very pale. His hands trembled. He wanted no more food; he could drink no more wine; he took no more delight in the music. He longed to be out of the palace, and away, he cared not where.

"What is the matter?" said the king.

"That sword! That sword!" cried Damocles. He was so badly frightened that he dared not move.

"Yes," said Dionysius, "I know there is a sword above your head, and that it may fall at any moment. But why should that trouble you? I have a sword over my head all the time."

"Let me go," said Damocles. "I now see that I was mistaken, and that the rich and powerful are not so happy as they seem. Let me go back to my old home in the poor little cottage among the mountains."

And so long as he lived, he never again wanted to be rich, or to change places with the king.”


I live under that sword every day…..
 
Bill Marsh said:
I like Map cases for storage of khuks and other knives and swords. You can find these relatively cheap and they will hold a LOT.


Wow, if I had one of those things, I'd have to get more knives to fill it...:D
 
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