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Troy H

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The most troubling thing that my [wife] has said to me is...

"You don't need two mistresses."
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:mad: My world is in turmoil. :grumpy:

Replace "wife" with your authority as appropriate. ;)

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azshaman said:
"A good ol' Buck will do the same job (as a Busse) for a whole lot less money!!" :barf::barf::barf: HELP!!! SAVE ME!!! :D

A girl needs a new boyfriend...
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There ya go.....i fixed that for you . . .. :D



Jerry :thumbup:
 
Wowzers!!! THANKS, Boss Hog!! ;) I shoulda dumped this guy when he said that the FIRST time!!! :D

A girl needs a knife...a Busse, of course! Anybody got a Nuclear Hell Razor???
 
Lay down the law , tell her to get in the kitchen and bake you a pie , Of course you need two Mistress's...........You got two hands ! :D
 
Girlfriend walks in your house and says "you know what would look good here"

TIME TO GO
 
dialton said:
Girlfriend walks in your house and says "you know what would look good here"

TIME TO GO
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no you just say..."a chopper will look great in my living room, but I gotta wait till next year to get it as I am broke from last weeks gambling night"

if she stays after that, then you're good to go.
 
........Yes I do need two Mistresses!!

1) One for getting all dresed up and fancy

2) and the other for the nasty sweaty work!! :) :eek::thumbup:

(oh why do I go down this path.....)
 
360joules said:
The most troubling thing that my [wife] has said to me is...

"You don't need two mistresses."
yikes.gif


:mad: My world is in turmoil. :grumpy:

Replace "wife" with your appropriate authority as appropriate. ;)

:D :D
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One Word ............... NEXT!!!
 
The most troubling thing any woman has ever said to me is

"Honey, there's something I need to tell you"

Another one I have lots of problems with is " NO "
 
Ironically my girl layed on my bed last night with my new FFBM and said "there now you have two mistresses......and one can be used to undress the other"

Man sometimes I dont know how I got soooooo lucky:D
 
She wasn't just talking about taking the FBM out of the sheath was she? :(

:D :D
 
360joules said:
The most troubling thing that my [wife] has said to me is...

"You don't need two mistresses."
yikes.gif


:mad: My world is in turmoil. :grumpy:

Replace "wife" with your appropriate authority as appropriate. ;)

:D :D
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"You are right dear, I need at LEAST 3!" :D
 
Original post edited to rid this world of repetitive redundency. Maybe I just like the word 'appropriate'. :confused:

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barrabas74 said:
Ironically my girl layed on my bed last night with my new FFBM and said "there now you have two mistresses......and one can be used to undress the other"

Man sometimes I dont know how I got soooooo lucky:D
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This post is useless without pics!;):D
 
Just because I said "I dont care what she thinks of my Two Mistresses" Now she thinks I have a Steel Heart. :D After talking with Skunk I told I really wanted a Sweet Heart. :D
 
360joules said:
The most troubling thing that my [wife] has said to me is...

"You don't need two mistresses."
yikes.gif


:mad: My world is in turmoil. :grumpy:

Replace "wife" with your authority as appropriate. ;)

:D :D
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My wife repeatedly informed me that I didn't need so many Spydercos, Bucks, Beckers, Swamp Rats, and Busses.

I did the only thing I could have done under the circumstances.

I sold her on eBay. ;)
 
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