Finish this sentence...

I want a seventh Mistress to use. And then use again.

Skunk???

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Just say to her "women outnumber men in the world and worthless out of work men outnumber good hard working men in the world, so be nice to me"
 
Mine gets upsset now when I sell one.

"Just get what you want"...

First time she said that, I looked for the empty pod......:eek: ;)
 
Most troubling, from my current wife :p lets see, I can't decide between these two;

Honey, "I think we need a bigger house.":(

or

Honey, "I need the check book to the line of credit to go to the casino for my b-day.":eek:

Helle
 
Truth be told, she agrees with my plans for 7 SFNO's (nice round number); she just doesn't think I need two mistresses. :confused: :p

:D :D
 
360joules said:
Truth be told, she agrees with my plans for 7 SFNO's (nice round number); she just doesn't think I need two mistresses. :confused: :p

:D :D
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Now, that's getting more towards a deal :cool:... Ditch the two mistresses and retain only the two FB's ;). You can legitimately say that you sacrificed the third letter: "M". After all, it appears that was causing the problem, because that stands for "Mistress" :D!
 
azshaman said:
Wowzers!!! THANKS, Boss Hog!! ;) I shoulda dumped this guy when he said that the FIRST time!!! :D

A girl needs a knife...a Busse, of course! Anybody got a Nuclear Hell Razor???
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Time to boot him to the curb :eek: :foot: :thumbup:
 
360joules said:
The most troubling thing that my skunk has said to me is...

"You don't need two mistresses."
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:mad: My world is in turmoil since i got rabies. :grumpy:

Replace "wife" with your polecat and bring in the badgers, as appropriate. ;)

:D :D
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badgers BADGERS... WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGERS :thumbdn:
 
azshaman said:
I think I just did. Oh, well, there goes the holidays!! :o Guess he won't miss the Warden I planned to give him, will he?? :p

A girl needs a knife...
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I knew he was toast after the Buck comment


Really though, I hope you doing OK


BTW- Stacey, you sure know when your in the room, that red at the bottom looks very impressive;)
 
Ken44 said:
I knew he was toast after the Buck comment

Really though, I hope you doing OK
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Thanks for asking, I'm fine...really. This has been coming for awhile. The Buck remark just helped me realize we weren't seeing things eye to eye, anyway. Boss Hog hit the nail on the head! ;)

A girl needs a knife....
 
azshaman said:
Thanks for asking, I'm fine...really. This has been coming for awhile. The Buck remark just helped me realize we weren't seeing things eye to eye, anyway. Boss Hog hit the nail on the head! ;)

A girl needs a knife....
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The Boss does have a way of doing that from time to time... Don't forget to slice through your ummm, ex's Buck with your Hell Razor before he goes... :foot: ...Hope that you're gonna be ok, funny these situations seem to fall right around the holidaze... Come to BLADE, I'll introduce ya to some really nice guys. SOME might even be single! :thumbup::thumbup:

A girl could use an INFI related support group... :D
 
Thanks, guys, for all your support! I'm really OK with this. :) And I do want to come to Blade this next year if I can manage it!:thumbup: Trouble is, I'm not exactly a spring hogette anymore, so I'm sorta set in my ways. He could deal with the scotch and the occasional fine cigar...but he just didn't get the Busses!! :eek: My holidays will be fine; I'll be working, anyway! :thumbup:

A girl needs a knife...
 
Glad your OK and hope you have a great Holiday!

BTW, Hope you make it to Blade, you won't regret it
 
azshaman said:
And I do want to come to Blade this next year if I can manage it!:thumbup: Trouble is, I'm not exactly a spring hogette anymore, so I'm sorta set in my ways. He could deal with the scotch and the occasional fine cigar...but he just didn't get the Busses!! :eek: My holidays will be fine; I'll be working, anyway! :thumbup:

A girl needs a knife...
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Hey, Robin, hope you can make it to BLADE. There will definitely be plenty of scotch consumption & cigar smoking..... Not to mention lots of great guys to look at! (Sorry, honey...I had to say it to get her to come to BLADE!!)

Hope to be able to meet you!

Merry Christmas & God Bless.
Barb
 
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