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Fiskars Machete Axe

Guy McVer said:
Doc Brown imagined the Flux Capacitor because he hit his head on a sink after falling off a toilet while trying to hang a clock in his bathroom.

I wonder what the creator of the Machete Axe hit their head on.
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Probably taking a nice nap under a loaded coconut palm.

To me the Fiskars machete axe looks dangerous. It looks like a limb injury waiting to happen.



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Guy McVer said:
Doc Brown imagined the Flux Capacitor because he hit his head on a sink after falling off a toilet while trying to hang a clock in his bathroom.

I wonder what the creator of the Machete Axe hit their head on.
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Something that ugly must have been designed by committee.
 
One of the dumbest blade things I've ever seen. What a shame that dead dinosaurs gave their lives to fuel making such an abomination. It fits right in next to the other Fiskars products on that isle. I get hives every time I accidently lay eyes on them. These Fiskars designers have lost their minds, but I bet they sell well.

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Mecha said:
One of the dumbest blade things I've ever seen. What a shame that dead dinosaurs gave their lives to fuel making such an abomination. It fits right in next to the other Fiskars products on that isle. I get hives every time I accidently lay eyes on them. These Fiskars designers have lost their minds, but I bet they sell well.

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Yeah, but speed holes.
 
Hickory n steel said:
I wouldn't even buy one of those.
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Yea, There was a time I wouldn't of either but after a left rotator cuff procedure, right reverse shoulder replacement and losing 35 lbs of lean muscle (95 lbs altogether) due to 7 weeks of chemo and radiation, I kinda have to. I have to make sacrifices.
 
Hickory n steel said:
I wouldn't even buy one of those.
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Oh I would, and did. My X27 and Isocore have literally split tons of wood over the last dozen or so years. I have over reached countless times (they call me Lightening 'cause I can't strike the same spot twice) smacking the blocks with the handle. Their clippers have gotten a lot of use and their scissors as well. Sadly though, no machete axes here
 
It looks like a machete and a Tracker were drinking in a bar close to last call, then one thing led to another . . .
 
Their splitting axes work pretty well, and since I'm probably the most notorious handle breaker in Western New York I find them good to have around.
 
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