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And thanks for the update...could not put your hands on the correct valve in time, and fabrication would knock you off schedule too much, so you jumped in the Whiskey Warden Keg (which allows time travel), went back in time to order a valve to be placed on the titanic, left that time travel too fast because you had been drinking Forsaken Whiskey which also fuels the flux capacitors, ended up in grade school by accident, and learned what happened to the titanic - you felt a connection to the titanic immediately, could not explain because of the Forsaken Whiskey....
Then, one day riding your bike home from school, with a yet unexplained and ever-growing sense of magnetism to the titanic, you happened upon a Green Leprechaun. The Green Leprechaun told you that you had Forsaken Whiskey Haze, and that your visions were unclear because your older self drank too much of the fuel on your century-jumping time travel...
He led you to the corner of your garage, at the house you grew up in where there were panels of a greenish linen micarta substance and piles of oilcloth concealing something...dusting it off, the Green Leprechaun said, do you remember this? And the boy Jerry. said well, yeah, it's the...and with that, the Green Leprechaun booted young Jerry in the behind, sending him head first into the time traveling keg and a bottle of some different fuel was lobbed in just as the Keg was sealed with a micro-nuclear explosion....drink the bottle I gave youououououuou!!!!!! DO NOT DRINK THE FUELLLLLL!!!!!! was the last thing he heard before a great grinding noise filled the air and the earth...
As you were about to rattle apart from the noise and the heat, you looked at teh corked bottle with a gentelman strutting on a satiny blue label, and took a big swig...
Everything went black and the next thing you know, you are being congratulated on the most Epic Blade Show Entrance Ever, which also corroborated the Whiskey Warden design story and the Forsaken Line in general....it was 2018 and you were in the ATL at a sports bar you began to recognize....soon friends became recognizable and you looked down to see the Blue Gentleman clutched in your left hand, with a "why not?" that seemed to come out as naturally as your breath, you swigged deeply...
There, you had a blast, got your mind right on JW Blue, and went back to production a week later in Ohio....
Upon full ramp up, the shop blew the "valve of valves", Garth blew a gasket, threw a War Feather at your head, and then it all hit you that the only other valve in existence must still be in the titanic because surely no one had raided obscure valve and gasket systems in protective shielding and casings with super grease....
AND THEN, you asked Robert Ballard to borrow his Jason submersible to go and get said valve at the wreck site, found it, got it, and now it is back in the shop...
