Fondling your knives

Well, I'm glad its not just us North Carolina folks. We usually get together for lunch after the local gun/knife show and all knifesturbate together - usually with each others knives. There've been times when I've knifestrubated with several different knives that belong to several different people in just a matter of a few minutes...
 
Loving on it

Brilliant! I often play with 'em while sufing or walking around the house (when the walking is just an excuse for the fondling). Before it was stolen I often played with my Finish knife-that-lives-in the-car, finding ingenious places to stash it and the like.

The stalls are usually a reflective moment for admiring the folder of the day. I almost had a ParaGlock moment recently when I dropped it in there, but luckily it dropped in my clothing and didn't make it to the floor. That could really alienate the neigbours ;)

I used to play with 'em openly at my desk at work but in my new job I think it would cause problems. I've started small with an East German Army slip joint - it'll take a while before I can swing the Sifu with impunity methinks.

I am also reviving a nightly ritual of caressing all my knives at bedtime. Curiously enough it seems to happen when the wife is away...

All this talk has put me in the mood for some more tactile action -


Kallisti
 
That is quite complex I think. In my office I usually have a couple of knives on my desk to play with during idle moments. My partners and coworkers don't take offence. The know me and my quirks and the largest knife usually around my desk is a Nimravus, not the Brute.

My girlfriend is not very comfortable around my knives and neither is some friends and family, so there I keep a lower fondling-profile. When alone and reading or watching TV I will often have several knives around for fondling and playing. Generally I think, it is not considered polite to whip out your knife in public if you have no cutting to do. I don't always care that much though - depends totally on the situation and the people around.


Regards Jan
 
Thanks for all of the comments folks. So, I'm not so strange after all. Or, maybe I should say "I'm not alone in my strangeness".

Today, my BM 730 has been opened and closed about 40 times without ever actually being used to cut something.
 
Gigone, are you sure that was your knife you were fondling?:D

The nice thing about having one's own office is the fact that the boss's behaviour (my behaviour, in other words) sets the tone for what's considered normal. I get a chance to open people's minds a little. I frequently have a knife in my hand while I'm briefing my assistants or assigning tasks. You know, someone else might have a pen in their hand and click away absent - mindedly. I'm more likely to be opening and closing whatever knife I have with me that day. It usually raises some eyebrows among the newly hired, but soon is perceived to be nothing noteworthy.
 
The good news is I'm just like everybodu else:)
The bad news is I'm just like everybodu else:(
OMG!!! I'm a knifesturbator; yes, yes, I admit it, gawd help me!!
 
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