Food Fight!

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This in the news:

7 Arrested in School Cafeteria Food Fight
Jun 11, 7:15 AM (ET)

WATERBURY, Conn. (AP) - A food fight that started with fruit cup turned into a mealtime melee, serving up a full plate of arrests and injuries.

Seven seventh-graders were arrested after a spat in a middle school cafeteria left two teachers and a detective with injuries Wednesday.

The incident began at West Side Middle School after a girl dumped a fruit cup over a boy's head, police said. The two started fighting, then other students joined in, some jumping on tables and throwing food, police said.

"What was described as a riot situation developed in the cafeteria," Sgt. Christopher Corbett said.

A detective and two teachers suffered minor injuries breaking up the melee.

Three girls and fours boys ranging in age from 12 to 14 were arrested on charges including breach of peace, assault and inciting a riot. All seven were released to their parents after promising to appear in juvenile court.
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Now when we had the occasional food fight, nobody got arrested. There may be detention for instigators, but ARRESTED means miranda rights, cuffs, and a ride downtown. Are we overreacting here? Just a bit? Now, for those students who 'injured' a detective and teacher, perhaps they need a stern talking to and the scare ride with 5-0.

Sometimes I swear we're trying to make criminals, not citizens.

Now for some foodfighting facts from history:
In medieval Europe, the rich folk who ate banquets would have small food fights by throwing bread or marzipan rolled in balls at each other. Fruit was also a popular projectile.(The non-rich I doubt spent much time throwing food at anything but their own mouths...so foodfighting, like real fighting, was left to the rich in thise days).

Keith
 
In a related story...


"The City of Madison, WI, today announced proposed legislation making it illegal to have food within 500 yards of a school, church, or public building.
"TOO LONG, I SAY, TOO LONG...have we allowed hard crusts and gooey centers to be ignored in proximity to our children and our legislators," said councilperson, Ms.Guardio-DeAllisandro-Cupric, an ardent advocate of legislation and representative from the newly designated "neutral gender advocacy" feeling minority possible population.

"We MUST make it a law for some reason!," she maintained, above the chanting of both her constituents.


thankgawd they watch out for us.

Kis
 
I'd actually been thinking about the point of this story. Remember the "streaking" craze a couple decades and a lustrum or two back? I've wondered if a latter day streaker would be tried on felony charges today? ( I don't know what, but I do believe they'd claim it was emotionally traumatic to the little kiddies. )
 
BruiseLeee said:
What khukuri should I get to engage in a food fight? :confused: :rolleyes:

I would recommend one of the "banana knifes" frequently found on eBay.

Keith- I'm bettin' the medieval poor had food fights, too. They just fought over the food, rather than with it.
 
What I found remarkable about Ferrous's post was this: >>>>so foodfighting, like real fighting, was left to the rich in thise days).>>>>

The poor never fought amongst each other?


munk
 
Geeze every bit of disorder is a "riot" now days.

I guess there was a "riot" during recess every day when I was in elementary school.

Bringing in the police for a seventh-grade food fight? There is no better way to instill disrespect for school teachers and staff than to prove that they have indeed been rendered totally incapable handling any bit of troublesome behavior.

May as well start young, I guess.

Rename the place to "Lord of the Flies Middle School".
 
:D :D :D :D :D

Firkin?

You prompted memories of St. Rita's Grammar School lunchtime recess in the ashphalt paved school yard.

The 8th grade boys (an emsemble) would steal a rubber ball from a 6th or 7th grade boy's game. Then, the 6th and 7th grade boys would spend the rest of the time chasing, tackling, wrestling, pushing, shoving (occasionally hitting) the 8th graders to get it back. When they did, the 8th graders started all over again. :D :D :D

At the bell to return to school, the winning grades threw the ball up on the roof of the three story building! (Lest there be a gain in victory, I guess.)

We called it (honest to gawd) "Slaughter." It was a daily occurence. Ripped shirts, torn pants, blood on elbows and knees, occasional conspicuous bruises...were all a part of it. There was never any personal grudge carried from one game of Slaughter to the next.

The only reprisals came from middle-class parents who were working their butts off to buy "good school clothes."

It was a simpler time. Thanks for the recall stimulation.


Kis
 
We played a similar game, called it "murder-ball."

The education establishment takes everything, including themselves, way too damn seriously these days. We still need to let kids be kids.
 
my school would probably have called SWAT. They didnt allow anything like that.
Some schools do, some schools dont.
 
Kis,

"Karate Basketball" for me--court was asphalt, teams were big, there was only one court.

Same final result, except we did keep the ball for the next day.

Boy did my mom get pissed when I ripped out the knees on all my pants the first day I wore them to school. Or scraped up a coat--we played it when there was snow or ice too.

It did take some substitutes a couple days to get used to it--they'd try to get us to "share" and "take turns". We were, just all at once.

The regular teachers just checked once in while to make sure nobody really got hurt. Nobody did.
 
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