For the Record

I am prime meat for jehovahs, mormons other door to door fundementalists, the rare and sought after young white male agnostic. I usualy pretend to belong to a different evangelical sect of christianity and see if I can convert them. Eg. if its jehovahs I play mormon, if its mormons I play Jehovahs witness. Its alot of fun I highly recomend it.

Gord
 
I used to tell Jehovas Witnesses I was Roman Catholic (which I am) and that didn't work. When I told them I was a practising Satanist, they usually left pretty quickly. I went to a Mormon meeting once and was given a Mormon bible. It is quite touching because there is a picture and message from the young lady that donated it.
 
I used to get really angry when they showed up. Now that I'd welcome the chance to talk to them they don't come anymore:confused:

I don't know what that means;)

My wife was visited by two evangelical men in Maui. They said some very innappropriate and scary things to her. She was actually afraid for her safety. They were lucky I was not home--I wasn't as peaceful then as I am now--my resin-hardened boken used to accompany me to the door when strangers came a knockin--If you were lucky. If it was the middle of the night it was a big sharp Khukuri....
 
Gee, a guy can't comment on the presence of a distinguished visitor without a stink gettin' raised by certain comic types. :o
 
Andrew Taylor said:
I used to tell Jehovas Witnesses I was Roman Catholic (which I am) and that didn't work. When I told them I was a practising Satanist, they usually left pretty quickly. I went to a Mormon meeting once and was given a Mormon bible. It is quite touching because there is a picture and message from the young lady that donated it.
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I like the Jehova's Witnesses, they have some good points and bad points. I don't agree with them on the blood transfusion thing. Where I went to college we had a lot of 7th Day Adventists that came door to door I always liked to talk to them. All I have now is a few JW's and tons of Baptists. There are 3 Baptist churches in the 2 miles out the road to my road and 1 about a quarter mile or less past the turn off. All difft flavors of Baptist.
 
Andrew Taylor said:
I used to tell Jehovas Witnesses I was Roman Catholic (which I am) and that didn't work. When I told them I was a practising Satanist, they usually left pretty quickly...
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When i was living in NJ/NY area, what seemed to work best was having a mezuzah on your door frame. for some reason that seemed to scare them off, might have to try that here if they become persistant, at the moment they're just quaint & kinda touching....

back home in cullman county, alabama i personally never saw any. most of the family was more religious and fundamentalist christian than they were. once they visited an aunt of mine, she kept them there for four hours & wouldn't let them leave, kept discussing the bible with them at great length & countering all their arguements while feeding them fried peach pies & sweet iced tea. they left screaming & never came back into that part of our mountain....
 
dotsa beeeeg fibbb! been on the hotdog thread for ages....
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Astrodada said:
For the record....I am the only one here in the Cantina. :o
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Sheesh!, cain't even go to the head anymore 'round here. y'all caught me only as my broadband is down for a coupla days. i'm on pay-as-you go dialup, so i logs off when i or the doggies are on nature calls......
 
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