..., as I have mentioned before, I would never use any kind of acid on my baby. I read the links provided and some say use drain cleaner or TSP from the paint dept. Some of you might be able to use those chemicals with great results, I would be the 1 in a trillion who would have a, I can't believe it reacted like that, time.

With my kinda luck, I could fall into a barrel full o breasts, and come out suckling my thumb.
For that reason alone, I will stick with vinegar or die ...
FYI, the active ingredient (cause of patina) in coffee, vinegar, mustard, PCB etchant (PCB = Printed Circuit Board aka Radio Shack references in this thread) are all acid (reative agent).
I am unaware of a patina method for knives that does not rely on acid with exception to using salt to create rust on steel. The acid concentration ratio and temperature determines the time table. A "forced" patina process just means doing it more quickly than naturally occurring patina. The appearance of the patina dictated by the type of acid, the level of patina by the exposure time to the reactive agent.
Thinking you don't want to use acid, so will use mustard, coffee, steak sauce, or ..., hmmm is kind of like saying I want to use ethanol blended fuel in my car because it's cheaper, without realising my mileage will decrease and my engine will have less power, therefore burn more fuel for given task - a misguided belief IMO.
If you want to force a patina quickly, use a stronger acid (50/50 PCB etchant to water) and you can watch it develop before your eyes and stop when desired effect is reached (30-sec - 5-minutes common processing time). If you want to wait longer, use a weaker acid (lower concentration) like the references in thread (mustard, vinegar, etc.) and prepare for a long processing time with hopes that you'll be there to stop the reaction when it's just right (multiple hours to multiple days processing time). Heating (like boiling vinegar) speeds the process but still takes extended time compared to using a stronger acid concentration.
For fast processing, heat stronger acids and agitate (PCB etchant heated and agitated during processing in my mind gives short controlled processing times). It's all relative to the goals for each project.
Now choosing to use Grey Poupon over Frenches mustard, that comes down to the type of car you want to be perceived driving *snicker* (realistically ..., to type and concentration of reactive chemicals in the reactant - same as other processes mentioned).
RE: Brous SSRv2 in D2 on left (below).
The spine above primary grind was done with PCB etchant (highlights the primary grind & de-emphasises mfr logos. Also increases grip traction in pinch grip.
RE: Benchmade Barrage (below).
Multiple levels (darkness contrast to light) on this blade Dark/Lighter/Satin.
154cm in my experience reacts similarly to D2.
Regards,