Forum Statement

I knew ESEE was such a great company. Where else do you get quick responses on recieving your very own decrepit panties with optional brown trails? :thumbup:
 
R.A.T. said:
I honestly think we need a sticky that pretty much states the following:

When you enter the doors of our our forum you may get your feelings hurt and you may be called out if you do something stupid. We don't apologize for that and never will. However, if you have the intesinal fortitude to stick around this nut house then you will get real users and real experience to guide you along in your quest for knowledge and/or good-natured fun in a relaxed environment.

This forum is about learning skills, practicing those skills and using real tools to perform certain tasks. Sometimes we kill animals and trees. Sometimes we make bad jokes about controversial things. Many times we are sarcastic. And most all of the time we're politically incorrect, but there are no dumb questions here. With that said, anyone who asks questions should never wear their heart on their sleeve. Just because we may laugh at your expense, we mean no harm. The laughter goes away quickly. Hang around and suck it up and you will find the knowledge you seek from hard working, honest people that love knives and using them. This forum is more about a philosophy than it ever will be about ESEE Knives. That "philosophy" is not just about surviving 3 days in the woods but surviving every day life. We welcome all knives and users here. Period.

Bottom line: If you don't have enough balls to play in our world, then don't. Go away. Haunt some other piece of bandwidth. We are not begging for members or customers, but those members and/or customers that are part of this little subforum are family to us. And I assure you the people you meet on this forum are the cream of the crop. Most all of us would do well to listen and read what they have to say because we will learn from it. If, on the other hand, you get your feelings hurt then there is always the exchange forum that you can sell your ESEE knives and gear.

Welcome to the no bullshit world of ESEE Knives. Where the bullshit stays in the good-natured (and most always sarcastic) words typed on this forum - not in the quality of what we do with our tools or our training.

Onward!
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I like it !!! :thumbup:
 
I was not offended by the first post but by all other posts congratulating him on how great his post was. Honestly Jeff well said.
 
Well said. And anyone who wants to leave can just send all of their ESEE knives to Jeff and he will give them to those of us who will give them homes where they will be beaten and abused.
 
every ESEE knife comes with some packets of hot sauce, to either rub in your cuts, use for lube, or just rub in your eyes when you see a post you don't like :)
 
Yep, RAT's statement is exactly why i love this little subforum. It is all family here..new family members welcome..just keep in mind that it is a priviledge to be able to post here. This isnt a forum for emotional people. Have fun, use ( i said use, not purposely abuse) your ESEE knives and gear as hard as you can , post pics and then tell us what we already know..The knives, the people and the subforum all kick a$$.

Thank you Jeff , Mike and the rest of the ESEE crew and forum mods for giving all of us crazies a home and giving us awesome knives and gear to survive life.

Thanks again everyone!

-G1
 
ESEE should make beer :D and not light beer either. "Light beer is not for people that like the taste of beer, but for people that like to pee alot" - on the wall of a restaurant in Savannah, GA
 
Dont worry Jeff, I handled it!

It has arrived, ESEE Hot sauce.

It will light your fire ;) LOL

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ohhh my...i'm so overtired.
 
there's some guys that were working on how to bloom gelatin to make ballistic blocks, and decided to figure out what the maximum proof of alcohol they could use, before the proteins in the gelatin would denature and become liquid goo...

so, they did. they got a substance that was like snotty jello and sticky, could be used as a fire starter, clean wounds, floor wax, dessert talking, eaten for emergency rations of course, and get drunk with. probably more.

sweet, eh?

but it wasn't a hot sauce
 
I've pissed off the fanboys, been dismissed as a troll, and insulted by the mods on this forum, but I still think it's the best manufacturer's forum on BF.

I guess you have to be a glutton for punishment. Or something of an @sshole yourself. Either way, hang out here for awhile and you'll start to fit right in.
 
Moving Target said:
I've pissed off the fanboys, been dismissed as a troll, and insulted by the mods on this forum, but I still think it's the best manufacturer's forum on BF.

I guess you have to be a glutton for punishment. Or something of an @sshole yourself. Either way, hang out here for awhile and you'll start to fit right in.
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Yet you're still here. :D
 
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