FRANKENLEEK Show and GIVEAWAY

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Pork Brains in Milk Gravy! Mmm Mmm good!

Pork Brains, Armour Pork Brains
What kinds of zombies eat Armour Pork Brains?
Big zombies, little zombies, zombies who climb on rocks
fat zombies, skinny zombies, even zombies with chicken pox
love Pork Brains, Armour Pork Brains
The brains zombies love to bite!

“People love’em!” according to Nancy Dedera, spokeswoman for Dial Corp., owner of Armour. A brain eater herself, Dedera brushed aside concerns about the whopping cholesterol count of 3500 mg or 1,170% RDA stating that “if you’re going to eat brains, you’re not going to worry about cholesterol.”

:p
 
If you have a weak stomach, are offended by graphic mutations or just generally feel uneasy about the whole "Frankenstein" thing, DO NOT LOOK AT THESE LINKS!!!! I have gone to the trouble to keep most from being traumatized by hyper-linking them. Remember, I am not responsible for the long-term emotional scars you may have...

This and this are the most horrifying things you'll ever see...

I've warned you!
 
After forty years of marriage, Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein came to a stand still in their love life. Each night Frankenstein would come home from work, eat his dinner, and sit in front of the television set until he fell asleep. Dissatisfied with this arrangement, the Bride decided to see a therapist.

"He's never in the mood," complained the Bride.
"Try a romantic candlelight dinner," suggested the therapist.

The next day, the Bride returned to the therapist with a frown on her face. "He's still not in the mood," she complained.

"This time," the therapist recommended, "try something more seductive. Put on some sexy lingerie and lure him into the bedroom."

But the Bride returned to the therapist the following day complaining that her monster of a husband was still not in the mood.

As a final piece of advice, the therapist said, "You should try to recreate the moment that first sparked your romance."

The next day the Bride returned with a huge grin on her face. "Thank you so much," she said to the therapist. "Last night, I forced Frankenstein to come outside in the middle of the lightening storm. And right there, in our backyard, he made love to me like it was our very first time."

"Making love in a lightening storm put him in the mood?" asked the therapist.
"Well," said the Bride of Frankenstein, "I tied a kite to his penis." :D
 
In a desperate attempt to find the most hideous, disgusting Frankenstein-ish thing I could, I googled Frankenstein, Show and Disgusting. :barf:

I'm not going to put it up here, but if you think you're man enough to handle this, click here. There is 30 seconds of some foreign type of typing at the beginning, but just ignore that.

I'm really not kidding about this one...and it's funny, too! :D
 
Ah, SPX, you been hangin' out in teh ghey section of youtube again? :eek: :D


(Catchy tune, though)
 
I've seen these before, but it doesn't matter. There's a harmony between showing the tweaked buggy eyed dog and the buggy eyed terrorist that just makes me laugh nervously. YOU WIN!



spiralarchitect said:
Vampire Cats are scarry
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Drugged out Chihuahuas are scarry
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But, armed and googley eyed terrorists are damn scarry
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