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The bottle may be a bit over. Those other two are funny, but wrong 

The BladeForums.com 2024 Traditional Knife is ready to order! See this thread for details:
https://www.bladeforums.com/threads/bladeforums-2024-traditional-knife.2003187/
Price is $300 $250 ea (shipped within CONUS). If you live outside the US, I will contact you after your order for extra shipping charges.
Order here: https://www.bladeforums.com/help/2024-traditional/ - Order as many as you like, we have plenty.
You know this thread, aside from the pics, reminds me of today's gospel reading from the new testament. Matthew 6:27-38
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.
I personally am more partial to this snippet of gospel from Roger Waters:
Rick
This is an extremely odd Thread.
I am far too conventional ... to closely captured by the traditions of my ancient time ... to even comprehend your intentions.
Let alone join in.
This thread kicks ass even though I shit the bed when I saw "Free 80's Busse". My head feels like a fat man's testicle. I'm ordering an Ak now.