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[MauiRob]

Rob , Rob the Didgeri-Dude .

Likes his lint but he's so rude.

It matters not where you put Lints Status.

You play an instrument that sounds like flatus

Now, Now, no need to drag my termite hollowed friends into the fray
FLATUS?!! You clearly are not playing yours correctly.
I would describe the sound as otherworldly, with echoes of earth's first days, and the ongoing miracle of Nature. But hey, maybe I'm biased

 

[kronckew]

Two distinct genetically determined types of earwax are distinguished -- the wet type, which is dominant; and the dry type, which is recessive. Asians and Native Americans are more likely to have the dry type of cerumen (grey and flaky), whereas Caucasians and Africans are more likely to have the wet type (honey-brown to dark-brown and moist). Cerumen type has been used by anthropologists to track human migratory patterns, such as those of the Inuit.

Many species of whale have an annual buildup of earwax, adding one, two, or four layers (depending upon the species) each year. Similar to the incremental dating method of dendrochronology for trees, the number of layers can be counted to determine the age of the whale after its death.

 

[Kevin the grey]

I think this thread should stop in its tracks .

Ive learned way too much about good old earwax.

Prithee Sir ,I beg you surcease .

Afore I stop up my ears to get some peace .

 

[Kevin the grey]

Now, Now, no need to drag my termite hollowed friends into the fray
FLATUS?!! You clearly are not playing yours correctly.
I would describe the sound as otherworldly, with echoes of earth's first days, and the ongoing miracle of Nature. But hey, maybe I'm biased

While I am glad of your good humour.

Didgery playing gives me a tumour .

The rhythm is fine,you are of good cheer.

Still, listening to a fart brings me to tear .

When I hear one go I think "clean up that mess".

If I hear another slip I want to say"God Bless".

You make the sound of a mouthful of thistle.

Want some relief ? A good Irish whistle .

Ah ,go blow your tube. Feel free, let loose.

Its just another toot from the old brown caboose .

I beg you forgive my own oderous blast.

This stinker of a poem should be dead long past.