Friday sale practice thread!

There is no need for all you saps to even try for the fun sale at 5 today. I already made a deal w/ a "CPK Insider" and I am getting both 10s.

It's nice to be loaded enuff 🤪 that I can just bribe someone with 5 whole ... extra ... dollars and not even have to wonder if I'll have sufficient money to feed the wife, dog and me for the rest of the week without worry. Ahhh ... the good life.

Sorry ... not sorry ... Suckas. They're MINE!😬
 
mpjustin said:
I don’t know about you guys but I need some practice on how quick I can post.

I figured this thread was a good place to start and doesn’t clog up the other threads. (I hope this is ok ;))

The purpose of this thread is to:

1) refresh the screen a few times
2) click the thread title
3) scroll as fast as you can to the bottom
4) click in the post box
5) as fast as you can type either one letter, number, or punctuation (if you’re feeling overly confident you can type an entire word)
6) quickly click post reply
7) hit refresh a few more times and watch your number move down the list :p

Please see next post as an example. ;)

Here are a couple extra pointers:
- upgrade your internet from dial up
- don’t use a typewriter
- upgrade your computer or tablet
- if you are wireless stand right beside your modem
- (this next part is really important) tell your roommate, wife, kids, and other family members to get off their screens and don’t use Netflix till you confirm your spot is sucured!

Feel free to let me know if I have missed anything.

Good luck to everyone tomorrow!!!
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When your wife starts asking you stupid questions at 2:59:55 just ignore her completely. Stay laser focused. Do not risk losing focus.
If you must respond. Scream “ stay away from me!”
 
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