Friday's funnies

[fitzo]

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag

Have a great weekend, everyone!

 

[indian george]

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag

Have a great weekend, everyone!

Hey!!!! I think you got Honda and Harley confused. The only Dirt Bag on a bike that I know is Higgy. HEHEHEHEHE!!!