Today, I went sheath shoppin. First I had looked on eBay and found that SHEATHS are a thing of the past and no one keeps knives long enough to need a new sheath anyhow. So what that ALL sporting goods stores had em when we was kids! They aint gottem now! BUT
..one guy suggested that I try an Army-Navy store. So I did. They HAD one! Of course it had a cheap knife in it but that was one of my plans anyhow. Buy a crap knife with a good sheath and use the sheath for the old knife. (Smart, huh?) So thats what I did. And the guy was so nice that he told me he did leather work and would take the sheath in the back room and move the rivet so it would fit perfectly. Ahhhhh
.great! So he took it in back. Then he STAYED in the back. And finally he came out and said
GEE, I APOLOGIZE!!!
WHAT? Yes, he had made a hole in the retaining strap and then .THEN .discovered he was OUT of rivets. Golly!!! But he knew a shoe shop that had rivets so he called his good buddy and I dragged my butt over to the shoe shop. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Mr. Shoe-man said he could fix it good, but ..NOT TODAY YAAAAAhaahahahahahaha!!!
Oh, no problem, Mr. Shoe-man ..ANY FRIKKIN TIME IS OKAY WITH ME !!!!
Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!

WHAT? Yes, he had made a hole in the retaining strap and then .THEN .discovered he was OUT of rivets. Golly!!! But he knew a shoe shop that had rivets so he called his good buddy and I dragged my butt over to the shoe shop. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Mr. Shoe-man said he could fix it good, but ..NOT TODAY YAAAAAhaahahahahahaha!!!
Oh, no problem, Mr. Shoe-man ..ANY FRIKKIN TIME IS OKAY WITH ME !!!!
Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!


