funny and sad at the same time

My God..... that's outstanding!

I saw clear cuts, and this is what I think about them...

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAGE AGAINST YOU WHO WOULD DESTROY MY BROTHER TREES AND SISTER ROCKS!
 
So, UUUMMMMM, ........what exactly do they eat?

After they mourn the death of the grandfather trees, do they stop at the diner and ask for a salad? Do they cry as they eat the "tree infants"?

Please rate your stoopid on a scale of one to ten.

One being kinda stoopid, ten being crying over a dead tree.
 
shotgunner11 said:
so, Uuummmmm, ........what Exactly Do They Eat?

After They Mourn The Death Of The Grandfather Trees, Do They Stop At The Diner And Ask For A Salad? Do They Cry As They Eat The "tree Infants"?

Please Rate Your Stoopid On A Scale Of One To Ten.

One Being Kinda Stoopid, Ten Being Crying Over A Dead Tree.
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9.75?
 
So who here wants to go hang with them and bring an axe?:D

I know shotgunner would be down!
 
FLIX said:
I could change my cell phone ringer to the sound of a chainsaw. . . :D
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Oh God, how funny would that be. Just sitting there with the freaks, listening to them cry over the horrid loss of all the poison ivy arounf residental dwellings, when your phone goes off.:D
 
I kept waiting for somebody to start up a chainsaw in the background. Was hoping it would drown out their inane wails.
 
shotgunner11 said:
After they mourn the death of the grandfather trees, do they stop at the diner and ask for a salad? Do they cry as they eat the "tree infants"?
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HAHAHA! I'd run in the diner with a tree costume on and shout "My babies!!! Don't eat my babies!!!"
 
Noshtero said:
HAHAHA! I'd run in the diner with a tree costume on and shout "My babies!!! Don't eat my babies!!!"
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ROFLMFAO!!!

What a bunch of morons.:barf: Get a life. I'm all for preserving our wilderness, but for crying out loud, literally. Trees don't have souls therefore they do not care that you cry for them...
 
Reminds me of the T-shirts we had in forestry school...

1. EARTH FIRST! (on the front). We'll log the other planets later (on the back).

2. Have you Hugged a Tree Today? (with a picture of a feller buncher).

3. Save a tree, eat a beaver.

4. Florida Foresters grow bigger Pinuses!


Of course these are in jest. It is sad to think they (we) are so removed from the land that we have literally no clue all things we use that come from trees. From oxygen to ice cream, toothpaste, film, resins, WOOD, PAPER, etc...
 
gunknifenut said:
Now that would be a GREAT yutube video..!!!:D:thumbup:
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There was a great commercial years ago for Pizza Hut's "Meat Lover's Pizza." the camera showed from a pizza delivery man's POV as he delivered a pizza to the offices of a fictional animal rights organization. IIRC, the theme to "Jaws" was playing in the background. He knocks, and when the door opens those inside shriek like little girls.

-- FLIX
 
stingray4540 said:
ROFLMFAO!!!
Trees don't have souls therefore they do not care that you cry for them...
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Not disagreeing with you here, but interestingly enough, the Native Americans refer to trees as the Standing People and thought them superior as they could make thier own food and did not have to travel to do so unlike us - at least the Cherokee regarded it in this manner. Here is a link with more info.
http://www.manataka.org/page15.html

There are also several theories on if plants can communicate as rumor has it some people can develop an awareness level as to determine what is edible and what is not. Animals instinctually know this, or do the plants tell them? ;)

If you really want to get crazy with this you can google or wiki the Backster Effect.

In all seriousness though - there are several studies that demonstrate trees do communicate via phermones with one another.
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Do-Trees-Talk-45806.shtml
http://www.gi.alaska.edu/ScienceForum/ASF7/762.html


Regardless of the wackos, trees are a renewable resource that deserves our respect.
 
OMG!!

Does anyone remember "Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy" from SNL??

If trees screamed, would we still cut them down?...


Maybe. If they screamed all the time for no apparent reason...
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:D LOL :D
 
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