Gadgets I am Pretty Sure I Don't Need:

I hate cooked pineapple, and pizza w pineapple is just wrong. You're pretty much on point with the rest too.
 
Need, is a 4 letter word. ;)

+3, 4 or 5 on the mini pry bar. I have one on my key ring and use it quite a bit. I also have a A. G. Russell tweezer on the ring which also comes in handy.

The other stuff I can live without.
 
I use a mini prybar all the time, once to pry open a malfunctioning firealarm control box. The alarm company would have charged $500 for an emergency visit to open the box and reset the switch. My mini prybar popped the lock and I saved paying the charge and got some blissful silence. It really does come in handy for daily mundane tasks as well.

The rest, I pretty much agree. :thumbup:
 
hawaiin pizza is so wrong but so delicious. i have to agree with everything else on the list though.
 
I love my little gidgits , widgits , gizmos , doo-dads , whatchacallits , thingamabobs , dohickeys , sham-a-lams and whatnot. The Titanium mini prybar from Countycomm is sheer genius and has come in handy more times than I can count , plus it's titanium ! :D I carry a Maxpedition (man-purse) that is quite essential , essential because it holds a vertiable plethora of manly little gidgits , widgits , gizmos , doo-dads , whatchacallits , thingamabobs , dohickeys , sham-a-lams and whatnot , not to mention my smokes , phone , pills , change , gum , medical kit , paracord , batteries , extra knives...

Us type of folks got to be prepared for anything !


Pizza was not meant to have pineapple on it *shudders*

I'd pour you a Virgil's Root Beer if you were here ! Pineapple is delicious , I love it fresh... on a pizza though ? The mere image makes me gag... :barf:


Tostig
 
2-6 & 8-10, amen.

Ti chopsticks can be really beautiful because Ti anodized wonderfully. I recently faced the question of what to get my godson who just graduated highschool at the top of his class and went off to a top college. I didn't want to get him anything physically-large because he's going to be living in a dorm. And with computers changing the way students work, a lot of the traditional graduate gifts make no sense anymore. My solution: chopsticks, some really nice Ti chopsticks. Not only has the way students work changed, but so has how they eat. Stopping for a quick Chinese is pretty common. And every one of those means another set of disposable chopsticks set to the landfill which should offend the environmentalist bent of most young people these days. He really likes the chopsticks.

Mine are stainless steel, but I like 'em for the same reason: they don't go tothe landfill after every use.
 
I like the adjective 'tactical.' I agree that often items only LOOK tactical (which is what so many of you seem to get up in tactical arms about) but something that actually IS tactical is good in my book. I consider it somewhat similar to 'milspec' which is also abused but if true, a good thing. It means designed and built to a higher standard than the average flashlight, rope, pocketknife, sleeping bag or what have you.

Tactical is good. You don't wanna be untactical do you? ;)
 
What the F???? how could you not like Pineapple, ham and bacon on your pizza?!?!?!? you guys are crazy lol
 
Gadgets I am Pretty Sure I Don't Need:

Darn you and your pesky logic. :thumbup: :)

I must admit that I could get jiggy on a Hawaiian pizza once in a while. And my boys do carry Maxpedition backpacks because they are so dang durable. But I'm with you on the rest. You speak the truth. Well played.
 
i can pick off the pineapple from a hawaiian pizza...now BBQ chicken pizza, that is an abomination...either no sauce or tomato sauce; putting bbq sauce on a pizza is sick.
 
I would starve to death if I used chopsticks (tactical or otherwise), but my tactical Titanium Spork can keep me alive and my fingers clean.
 
I love my TiStix. Best Christmas present ever, they get used every day. My pocket Widgy Bar rides on my keys and is used frequently as well. Hawaiian pizza is okay, but not my first choice :)
 
I'm with you on the hawaiian pizza. Pineapple must be eaten raw at all times. But mini pry bars rock. They open paint tins like a charm and scrape dog crap off your shoes pretty good too. For a couple of dollars I'd say they are well worth it.
 
A pocket prybar is the ONLY gadget that I actually use daily. I'm with you on the "tactical stuff" though.

Jeff
 
I love tactical stuff, I just got my first tactical tattoo and btw tactical pens write tactical things way better than the non-tactical pens and I can kill things with them... TACTICAL

I like pepperoni and pineapple pizza it's a great balance of flavors, but that canadian Bacon is crap.

Way to screw the word "Bacon" canada.

I Love Bacon, and I love Tactical Bacon even more...

If Canada screws up the word "tactical" I'm gonna be pissed...

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I would starve to death if I used chopsticks (tactical or otherwise), but my tactical Titanium Spork can keep me alive and my fingers clean.

+1. I try using them in them, but after a few minutes my fingers cramp. I have arthritis and occasionally, trigger finger.

I wonder how Asians do when they get old and arthritic?
 
Tactical Canadian Bacon...now that would be oh so wrong. It's not even bacon!

+1. I try using them in them, but after a few minutes my fingers cramp. I have arthritis and occasionally, trigger finger.

I wonder how Asians do when they get old and arthritic?

They still use them. Ask my folks.
 
You can't be tactical and have pizza at all.

Think about it. First, you have to call the pizza place and -- what? -- give them your location! Then, some dude in a red jacket and a car with a huge lighted sign on top is going to arrive; that's not exactly "tactical." Yeah, maybe you can sign for it with your tactical pen and get the money out of your tactical wallet (here's an untapped market opportunity I'll just give away: The Tactical Visa. Instead of being flashy gold or platinum, this credit card is -- wait for it.... -- CAMMO.) Anyway, back to the perils of pizza. If it's not bad enough that you had to use a telephone (giving the enemy the chance to trace your call), that you had to give away your location to an uncleared person, that the delivery guy lit you up like a Christmas tree for all so see, and that you had to stand at the door exposing yourself to any snippers, the pizza itself is this huge white and red and maybe other bright colors (and the yellow of the pineapple makes Hawaiian the most non-tactical of all pizzas. At least BBQ chicken looks a little like cammo) disk now makes you an easy target; you might as well just dye your tactical shirt hot pink. And that is to say nothing of the very strong, and very non-tactical odor of pizza. Pizza is just not tactical food.
 
Hawaiian pizza is delicious. Chicken however, should never be allowed to touch pizza.
 
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