Game Time - Honey! I HAD to buy a new BUSSE knife today......

[shane justice]

It seems there is a common problem amongst the forum members. That is finding a new reason (excuse) to make a new order every week.

This may not be just a male problem, so I would not think of excluding the ladies from wanting a new blade now and again.

So the game is this:

Tell us your best story justifying the purchase of the.....
"NEXT GREAT KNIFE FROM BUSSE"!

Your statement must begin with the words:

"HONEY! I HAD TO BUY A NEW BUSSE KNIFE TODAY BECAUSE ............"

OK,let's hear them!

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

"HONEY! I HAD TO BUY A NEW BUSSE KNIFE TODAY BECAUSE ............"

...You gained 10 pounds.

 

[Robdude]

well this time its "I got $50 credit" an I lose it if I don't buy another knife!!! Thanks again Jerry an company!!

 

[Adian]

Babe I could spend my money in seedy strip clubs a other non beneficial endeavors. At least I'm getting things that we can use and pass down to the kids one day

 

[Adian]

Oh yea I used the $50 credit one too

 

[Switchblade_renegade]

Hopefully the WTF skeleton key is next!

 

[Robdude]

with the BGASH I told her it was for a gift for our friend, but I knew he had just placed an order for his own.. so then it was just smoothing out the whole " babe you wont believe it! John already got one!!??...crazy right?...unfortunately I cant return it though.."

 

[rcb2000]

Don't ask for permission,,, beg for forgiveness
Oh and tell her to go shopping before you break the news

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

well this time its "I got $50 credit" an I lose it if I don't buy another knife!!! Thanks again Jerry an company!!

Best reason of all. :thumbup:

 

[Robdude]

Don't ask for permission,,, beg for forgiveness
Oh and tell her to go shopping before you break the news

if I tell my wife to go shopping...I may as well have broke the news. first thing out of her mouth would be "WHAT DID YOU DO??"

 

[Georgecatl]

"It's either this or put all our money in the stock market"

 

[Adian]

My wife has mail alerts and always asks me "Do you have something coming from this state!" Damn technology

 

[Robdude]

speaking of which..better make this soon Jerry, my wife gets home in 15 min

 

[ohiojerry]

HONEY! I HAD TO BUY A NEW BUSSE KNIFE TODAY BECAUSE ............"

you divorced me five years ago and now I can do WTF I want!!!!

 

[amflud]

...because it was on sale.

 

[Robdude]

HONEY! I HAD TO BUY A NEW BUSSE KNIFE TODAY BECAUSE ............"

you divorced me five years ago and now I can do WTF I want!!!!

classic!!!

 

[AZTimT]

... because they appeal to my primal instincts the way you appeal to my heart, soul & eyes! Hey, it might allow for multiple scores on the same day!

 

[kjd2121]

HONEY! I HAD TO BUY A NEW BUSSE KNIFE TODAY BECAUSE you bought that $400 Kohr purse. So there.

 

[Switchblade_renegade]

.....because.......... WTH Aint nuttin to f $@k with!! Yea busse knives on the swarm!

 

[shane justice]

Outstanding stuff! Trying to figger out which one to use tonight.