Game Time - Honey! I HAD to buy a new BUSSE knife today......

Honey, I had to buy a new Busse knife today, you know that knife company I like so much? Well, they introduced this big chopper today, they call it the WTF. At the restaurant we've been having difficulty splitting chickens and this thing is a chicken splitter what am! You have no idea how much time it's going to save us each week and I've been worried someone was going to cut off a finger with a knife slipping while prepping chickens. They should have called this the Chicken Splitter it's so perfect for the job! It's so perfect I wish I had ordered another one for backup! Anyway, what did you do today?

-True Story!
 
Dont ever say,,, I bought a knife today!
3 months from now, when it shows up.. go "oh crap,, was I drunk??" act really surprised and disappointed in yourself,,, Then go play with it :D
 
Adian said:
Babe I could spend my money in seedy strip clubs a other non beneficial endeavors. At least I'm getting things that we can use and pass down to the kids one day
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Good call, only go to the mid to high class strip clubs, I mean gentlemens clubs.

I also use the pass down to the kids, works with guns as well
 
I'll most likely give my wife the SHE I ordered so she has a good field knife when she has to deploy or go out for training
 
HONEY! I HAD TO BUY A NEW BUSSE KNIFE TODAY BECAUSE ............ Jerry just released the Choiless Swedged Saber HOG B8 we've been begging for.
 
Honey I bought a new knife today because I wanted to. Honey are you there? Nope, because I'm single. :)
 
Been a long time since I had to justify my spending to anyone.
On second though, maybe it would be cheaper to have a wife
 
I'm am lucky - whilst my wife doesn't understand, she most definitely enables!
 
"HONEY! I HAD TO BUY A NEW BUSSE KNIFE TODAY BECAUSE ............" The kids are growing and one day I won't be around. Now these knives are heirloom pieces that always increase in value. "Opens up Ebay and shows the pages and pages of Busse for sale". Now you want the kids to have the very best, right? So with a knife like this I can teach them to respect and honor things. Also to really understand what it means to love your parents and remember them for the nice things they did. "Hands wife a tissue to wipe her tears". So Honey you can see that one day a knife like this will hang on our grandkids walls and they will think of Grandpa and maybe, just maybe they will pass those morals and values onto their own kids. "Hugs and consoles wife, while placing an order on the iPhone". Thats how its done Gents. Smooth as silk. :cool:
 
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I had not had time to plan out my approach last night when she saw the 1$ charge from Busse :eek:
ya.....it got weird
 
willic said:
Honey, I had to buy a new Busse knife today, you know that knife company I like so much? Well, they introduced this big chopper today, they call it the WTF. At the restaurant we've been having difficulty splitting chickens and this thing is a chicken splitter what am! You have no idea how much time it's going to save us each week and I've been worried someone was going to cut off a finger with a knife slipping while prepping chickens. They should have called this the Chicken Splitter it's so perfect for the job! It's so perfect I wish I had ordered another one for backup! Anyway, what did you do today?

-True Story!
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Winner! Winner!!! Chicken Splitter!!!! :eek: --- :D

Sorry, I couldn't resist!!!! ;)
 
Ladams19 said:
"HONEY! I HAD TO BUY A NEW BUSSE KNIFE TODAY BECAUSE ............" The kids are growing and one day I won't be around. Now these knives are heirloom pieces that always increase in value. "Opens up Ebay and shows the pages and pages of Busse for sale". Now you want the kids to have the very best, right? So with a knife like this I can teach them to respect and honor things. Also to really understand what it means to love your parents and remember them for the nice things they did. "Hands wife a tissue to wipe her tears". So Honey you can see that one day a knife like this will hang on our grandkids walls and they will think of Grandpa and maybe, just maybe they will pass those morals and values onto their own kids. "Hugs and consoles wife, while placing an order on the iPhone". Thats how its done Gents. Smooth as silk. :cool:
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You win at life dude, may you tongue forever be as sharp as those knives we all love
 
Because I would be the only man in Portugal that has a Busse Knife.

Then I just need to change the number. Two Busse Knives, three and so on.

Infinite excuses...

I wish my Bank account would fall for that also...
 
.... so I was all set and ready to buy that 68 camaro to fix up. It was only $2000. I didn't think you'd mind it sitting in the driveway for a couple years while I fix it up. But just when I was about buy it, this knife came up for sale at half the price of the car so I went with that instead.

:D

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