He could just pee in the corner of her living room.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I once had this nut of a secretary that worked for me and a biz partner. She was just a problem for word-GO. She felt it was HER company. She never really got that WE took the risk, invested the money, closed the clients, yadayada.
We were in a meeting and he told me that she was sorry that she was doing things but she was very territorial. I asked him if she was gonna go squat in the corner next. We didn't get much work done that day with that imagery. (She was not a. . . lithe child.)