Gay sheep???? Baaaad Boys!

Yeah, I heard about this research a couple of years ago. This, and many other things in the real world, rather give the lie to the "nature itself dictates" anti-homosexuality rhetoric I heard from the pulpit while growing up.

Personally, my stand has long been: if they're of age (and mentally competent) and it's consexual, it's not my damn business.

John, libertarian
 
Spectre said:
Yeah, I heard about this research a couple of years ago. This, and many other things in the real world, rather give the lie to the "nature itself dictates" anti-homosexuality rhetoric I heard from the pulpit while growing up.

Personally, my stand has long been: if they're of age (and mentally competent) and it's consexual, it's not my damn business.

John, libertarian
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Hi John,

I agree with your sentiments. Homosexuality has been around as long as human beings. I really hope that what I posted in a whimsical moment does not devolve into a heated religious discussion that would not be appropriate here.

I consider:

"To each his own, but leave mine alone."

"Straight, but not narrow."
 
Makes me wonder if there'd be any hesitation in the marketplace about eating gay sheep...



munk
 
Join me, Senator Righty Preachalot, in my campaing to help protect the children of this great nation from the perils of eating gay sheep. Gay sheep want to force their homosexual agenda, literally, down the throats of america. Just because some activist judges want to re-write the definition of sheepliness, does not mean our children should suffer.
Gay sheep leave a bitter taste in my mouth..uh, I mean....uh, please....think of the children. The one really real true God Bless America.
 
If our Maker had not meant for man to eat gay sheep, He would not have made them out of meat (just like the straight ones). ;) :)

Eric
 
Do Gay Sheep require more condiments than regular mutton before serving?




munk
 
munk said:
Do Gay Sheep require more condiments than regular mutton before serving?




munk
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Does this have to do with the shape of a pepper mill? :jerkit: Just HAD to finally use this smilie!!! Once again . . . .:jerkit: :D <VBSEG>
 
Originally Posted by munk
Do Gay Sheep require more condiments than regular mutton before serving?

munk

Posted by Eric
Not sure, but I understand dinner and a movie beforehand is still widely considered proper etiquette.

Eric

I would think that wearing a condiment (is that what they are called?) would be a very good idea! :eek:
 
Bill Marsh said:
I would think that wearing a condiment (is that what they are called?) would be a very good idea! :eek:
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I agree. Sheep are notoriously poor historians when asked to divulge the details of their past encounters (so I've been told.) :)

Eric
 
OK, it's 2034 AD, and you're in a fancy NY restaurant.

The uproar about gay foods has subsided, the inner city riots are over.
Today when you walk into a fine dining establishment, you can choose between many main courses, and of course, 'standard', and 'gay'. (there was a movement to instead call the gay meats 'free range' but the cattle industry objected as the term was already in use.)

Some people absolutely refuse to eat gay meat, while others insist upon it. That's actually what started the whole shabang; disatisfied eaters who grew squeamish not knowing if their burger was gay. So the industry sorted the livestock, activists jumped in, claiming bias, and when the entire fiasco was over we had segregated meats.

It is well known in certain districts a choice prime cut of 8% will cost you plenty. Fans say there is a subtle flavor imparted to the beef. Unscrupilous individuals have tried to pass off standard beef as the real thing, but discerning diners caught them.

Critics say it's tainted and wouldn't pay a dime extra.


Well, what can one do? It's human nature, after all. Freedom to eat the food politically and emotionally suiting the individual. The rumor that eating gay meat causes one to become gay is still widely believed and distributed in Africa. Gay activists claim in California that Gay Cattle are not fed as well as the straight steer, and the redneck grazing association is to blame. There are also rumors the gay animals are more frequently 'bothered' than their brethren, and civil actions have been initiated on their behalf by Peta.
 
Gay meat, nothing ...don't even get me started on open pollinated plants.

Grains shamelessly use the slightest breeze to madly copulate right out in the fields. And for all you know, each kernel on an ear of corn had a different father. It's just sick.
 
smokelaw1 said:
Join me, Senator Righty Preachalot, in my campaing to help protect the children of this great nation from the perils of eating gay sheep. Gay sheep want to force their homosexual agenda, literally, down the throats of america. Just because some activist judges want to re-write the definition of sheepliness, does not mean our children should suffer.
Gay sheep leave a bitter taste in my mouth..uh, I mean....uh, please....think of the children. The one really real true God Bless America.
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Some of their greatest proponents.

Sheep eye for cow guy.

The Ellen De Dorset show

Woolback Mountain

Richard Rambollet
 
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