Gay sheep???? Baaaad Boys!

About five or so years ago, I drove down to the center of Indy'noplace to meet (and drink) with some like minded LEO types. Knowing it's not a good idea to pour libation onto an empty stomach, I hit a drive thru for a sandwich. When asked for my order, I asked for a quarter pounder, and please hold the condiments. After a stunned silence, I heard back "You mus' be mistaken! We don' carrry any condoments he-a no way. You gwine haf'a see a phaarmacis' !" That, and the nasty look I got from 400 pounds of offended femaninity when I picked up my sandwich, had me laughing so hard I could hardly navigate to drive...........

Do you know why Scotsmen wear kilts???

So the sheep won't hear the zipper!
 
What do you call a Scotsman with a sheep under each arm?





A pimp!

My family's from there BTW.
 
Bill Marsh said:
How about "Rambo?"
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I believe it is spelled Rambeaux

I would think there would be definate advantages to wool from gay sheep: cleaner, nicely cut, well cared for.

How does a scotsman find his sheep in tall grass?

A:Excelent
 
I thought that was dang clever.
Poor sheep; made fun of by another species.



munk
 
it's started, gay sheep trans-species relationships:

here's bill with his human partner leon
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and lisa proudly displaying her partner baaabaaarah.
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note: Lisa is the PETA chairperson for the gay sheep animal rights committee and founder of the cross species marriage lobby. she is currently seeking a divorce from her current partner winney and custody of their 2 children, shown here:
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Hmmmm. A twisted future earth where, A Boy And His Dog have another meaning entirely.



munk
 
yes, lisa has adopted two children together with her then partner winney. it was during the adoption from the local catholic gay rights adoption center after this weeks signing of the gay animal adoption rights bill by our labour government. lisa met baabaarah at the center where she was also demanding to adopt, and it was love at first sight. they managed to find two transgenic human/sheep hybrids given up for adoption by dolly the sheep prior to passage of the current legislation, and after the adoption and a whirl-wind courtship, lisa decided to end her long standing relationship of 6 weeks with winney to move in with baaabaaarah. winney has so far refused to comment. lisa has diverted her attention to the apparent murder and violation of the rights of two hermaphrodite deer in fla. the saga continues
 
Maybe there is some truth to the old strippers and boa constrictors lore?
They despise men, aren't attracted to women, but....
 
I had a roomate in my younger years that was a stripper and she did a stage show with her pet boa. Which she kept in the living room. No- we never did anything. I got turned off when she brought some guy home from the club and umm, left the door open.

I was celibate back in those days, pitched my tent inside my room so I would feel at home, and dedicated myself to training and preserving the Old Ways.
Anyway, sorry for the ramble and digression, but it was her that told me the lore about strippers having umm, pleasure with large snakes.

Thinking back, I wouldn't be suprised. I suppose the snake might have been more likeable than some of the men she was around.
 
There are places humans can go that prove they can go anywhere, but why bother? Seems a good question to me.



munk
 
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