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Mine losely translated is Straw Empty Septic Tank, I'm sure there's something lost in translation.
 
Scara said:
...Maybe you should be paying obeisance to me since I'm descended from Scottish kings who were never conquered by the Romans or their successors.
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OK, i'll consider it. done. answer: nah. nekkid barbarians painted blue in woad? you forget culloden. we trounced y'all.
 
Well, it all depends on inflection and where you break the words, but the first part of mine could be translated "Klutzoid Loser" and last part make me wonder if Bawanna and i related...

And naked blue painted warriors often a Germanic thing against the legions...
 
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I thought them Scottish Barbarians wore dress's and played bugles made from goat stomachs.

My moms last boyfriend, my he rest in peace was a very high up Scottish High lander. At his funeral a year or so ago you never saw so many dudes wearing skirts.

Even with all those opportunities I was unable to ascertain what if any undergarments are found beneath the skirt.

I've researched that for many years without success. Perhaps I subconciously don't really want to know ya know?
 
There is an old Scot ditty regarding kilts....i will paraphrase with no rhyme....the Scotsman has too much to drink and passes out at roadside....a couple of lasses come by and wonder what a Scotsman wears under his kilt so one lass lifts up his kilt, they all giggle, and one takes off her hair ribbon and ties it there as a rememberance.....the Scotsman awakes later and when attempting to answer nature's call, lifts up his kilt and declares, "Well, i don't recall what i did last night, but i obviously won first prize!"
 
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