Genie grants you THREE wishes

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Alright, so you find a bottle in the woods, the beach, the mountains, or wherever, and (for some odd reason) you rub it:

LO AND BEHOLD, a genie comes out of the bottle! He thanks you for releasing him, and as your reward, you get THREE of your all time must-have-but-can't-have-because-the-wife-will-divorce-me-knife.

So what are your three? Mind you, this is a genie who's giving you ANY knife of your dreams, so I recommend that you not wish for something you'll buy eventually (like a fusion battle mistress). Wish for something that you know that you will not and absolutely not buy because it's so damned pricey....but you lust for it regardless.

And NO "My first wish is to have 1,000 more wishes." This genie is smart to that, and he'll turn you into foot fungus if you even think it.

Here are my wishes:

1) Damascus Crawford KFF with damascus fitting, walrus bone slabs, and spydiehole (this goes for $1600 I think).

2) 5.5 AXD 5. I've seen pictures of this (with the liquid orange/black slabs, whatever they are), and they're simply GORGEOUS! Probably close to $900.

3) Fisk woojack bowie in 12" damascus and desert ironwood, damascus fittings and guard. I don't think Jerry even makes them in 12", hence the wish.
 
I think my first wish would be for my wife to be transformed into a knife knut almost as bad as I am. Of course, this is hypothetically assuming I was married. And second would be for enough money and time to buy and drool over them all, of course...
 
you are now foot fungus. No money, no wife/knife-nut for you.

Your wishes were supposed to be for KNIVES.

Next.
 
I would ask for a cheap POS Chinese knock-off clipped to the back pocket of Jessica Alba's tight pants.
 
1. Any mint Randall from the first year he started his company---about 10K (a guess)

2. Any one of the 2K plus knives at Knifeart.com

3. The original, legend beginning Jim Bowie knife, with proof----priceless
 
1. A full custom knife shop setup.
2. The ability to create any knife that I desired to make (to sell or use;))
3. The right to use any patented locking/opening/etc mechanism that anybody has or will have patented.
 
Spalted maple LE sebenza with basketweave damascus blade.

"H" sebenza

CRK Handmade #7 folder
 
1) The Case Whittler that belonged to my Grandfather that fell out of my pocket at the Beach. I would use all 3 of the wishes it I had to.
2) Moran Bowie
3) 1 of the custom Kris bladed butterfly knives by Balisong.
 
I'll play..

1. 500,000 $$ (I'm not greedy) :D
2. Health and well being for my family
3. Steelers go to and win next years Superbowl ! :) :cool:

** With the 500k I can buy every knife you guys mentioned and ,the ones I want along with a house to put em all in :D
 
1. The Bowie Knife that Jim Bowie had with him at The Alamo.

2. A Bill Bagwell Hell's Belle...One of the BIG ones.

3. A left-handed Benchmade 630 Skirmish.
 
1. Great grandfather's favorite knife.

2. Grandfather's favorite knife.

3. Father's favorite knife.

I have knives from Grandpa and dad (well used and moderately sized fixed blades with leather sheaths) but don't know how/what they felt about them.

Best, oregon
 
Ron Lake Interframe Tail-Lock Folder w/presentation stag inlay. $5000+.
Harvey Dean "Full Dress Camacho" Damascus Bowie w/presentation stag. $3,500.
Bill Ruple Trapper w/full file work, engraved bolsters, and presentation stag. $1000.

(yep, I do like stag :D )
 
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