Genie grants you THREE wishes

I'm reminded of a story of three men, two employees and their supervisor, who were out for a walk over lunch hour. One saw an old lamp in the bushes and picked it up. Another suggested rubbing it. The third provided a cloth. Of course, a genie appeared. "Well, since there are three of you and you each contributed to finding me, you each get one wish. You first," he said pointing to one of the employees.

"Oh my. I'd like to be on some tropical beach relaxing with a hot woman in one hand and a cold drink in the other."

"You got it," said the genie snapping his fingers. And the first man disappeared in a puff of smoke. "Your turn now," the genie said turning to the second employee, "What do you want?"

"Wow! I want to be camping in a mountain wilderness on the shore of a beautiful lake under clear skies, just me and my girlfriend all alone."

"You got it," and the genie snapped his fingers again. The second man disappeared in a puff of smoke. "You're last," said the genie turning to the boss, "What do you want?"

The boss looked at his watch, "Hmmmm.... 12:30.... I want those two back at their desks in a half hour."

"You got it..."

:D
 
I'd get:

A late 1800's Victorinox.
A Benchmade 42 bali (just because I always wanted to try flipping).
A large custom fixed blade built for serious use. I'd probably get Brian Goode to make it, but he's an 01 guy so I'd have the genie work some magic to get me a more stainless steel so it could be an All Terrain Blade :D

Or...maybe replace the BM42 with a knife from the FUTURE! And by knife, I mean lightsaber. :cool:
 
rebeltf said:
I'll play..

1. 500,000 $$ (I'm not greedy) :D
2. Health and well being for my family
3. Steelers go to and win next years Superbowl ! :) :cool:

** With the 500k I can buy every knife you guys mentioned and ,the ones I want along with a house to put em all in :D
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With my three the $500k wouldn't leave you enough left over for too big of a house around here! :eek:
 
1. A blonde in a thong who gives me an original WWII era Randall Model 1.

2. A redhead in a thong who gives me a LH 21st Anniversary Sebenza.

3. A brunette in a thong who gives me that CRK short sword that Mike Dye had.
 
Dawkind's balisong collection.
Chefget's balisong collection.
Totenkopf's balisong collection.

Sorry guys. :D
 
1. Jim Bowie's Sandbar duel knife.
2. Jim Bowie's Alamo knife.
3. Loveless Big Bear with Elephant Ivory.
 
Type XVIIIb Bayerisches sword from Peter Johnson
Xa.1 from Records of the Medieval Sword by Vince Evans
L6 katana from Howard Clark

Hey they are sort of big knives right?
 
One of these.

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I edited a picture of a Sebenza a bit, to show how i'd want it to look. The original had a damascus blade and it just didn't do it for me. :p

I'd also wish for a wonderous magical knife that would be flawless in every way and i would no longer need to buy any others.

Maybe a nice little custom lockback of some sort, for special ocassions.
 
Wish #1. From that second on, whenever I need to pay for something I need only reach in my pocket( that means any pocket of any pair of pants or shorts I own now, and from now on) and exact change in the most usable sized bill will be there available to pay for the item.

Wish # 2. Darth Mauls Lightsaber.

Wish # 3. ...Not sure, I need to think. The Jessica Alba thing is sounding good but she is married I think. Hmmmm, give me a few years to think about it. :D
 
4 Ranges said:
Alright, so you find a bottle in the woods, the beach, the mountains, or wherever, and (for some odd reason) you rub it:

LO AND BEHOLD, a genie comes out of the bottle! He thanks you for releasing him, and as your reward, you get THREE of your all time must-have-but-can't-have-because-the-wife-will-divorce-me-knife.

So what are your three? Mind you, this is a genie who's giving you ANY knife of your dreams, so I recommend that you not wish for something you'll buy eventually (like a fusion battle mistress). Wish for something that you know that you will not and absolutely not buy because it's so damned pricey....but you lust for it regardless.

And NO "My first wish is to have 1,000 more wishes." This genie is smart to that, and he'll turn you into foot fungus if you even think it.


I release a genie from a bottle and all he is going to give me is a few knives? I can make a knife. I'd pack his cheap monkey a$$ back in the bottle put it in a oil drum and fill it with concrete and dump it in the deepest part of the ocean. Maybe in 20,000 years or so he might learn a little apreciation.
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I'd wish for a giant, solid gold knife with a 20 mile long blade and weighing many thousands of pounds. I'd melt it down, sell it, and buy a whole bunch of cool knives with my new found wealth, one of them being a custom Crawford FF. I'd also buy something from Extrema Ratio like a Nemesis. I'd also like a really nice Irish dirk, hand made in traditional fashion.
 
glockman99 said:
Sorry buddy, but I already picked that one...It's MINE.:D.:D.
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Got that one already?
HMMMMMMMM...
I guess I'll have to settle for
a Michael Price bowie, with ivory, please.
:D
 
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