Get Ready For The Busse Combat Kerambit ! ! ! . . . YOWZA!!!!

Jerry Busse

Jerry Busse

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It's comin' tonight boys!!!!

The world's Baddest Karambit, cut from 1/4" thick INFI, will be here later tonight!!!!

It is NOT for sale. . . . yet! ;)

Inspired by true events. . . .(A phone conversation with Bravado). . . and made to do what he wants a Karambit to do. . . this blade is one bad . . . Shut your mouth!. . .

Very cool! Look for it later tonight!!!!
 
It's your wife's b-day and you are going to hang out tonight and talk Kerambits with 'da Hogs? :p
 
speaking of trouble, looky what the ups man brought me today:cool: :cool: :cool:

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Originally posted by idahoskunk
speaking of trouble, looky what the ups man brought me today:cool: :cool: :cool:
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WHAT!:eek:!
How in the world did you get...:confused:
What did you give Jerry for...
Who let that beast out of the shop?

I BLAME PORKERSON!!!!!!!
 
Bravado,

Since this kerambit was inspired by you, would you please explain to me the reasoning behind a kerambit? Other than the secure-grip aspect, I don't understand this type of knife design at all.

Thanks.

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Skunk,

If you really have the Megalodon, please show us some new pictures of it.

Thanks.

--Mike
 
i have kind of a kerambit but with a blunt tip. i can hook and cut things around my raft and not puncture or loose the knife. i have it strapped to my vest.

then i use the megalodon for fighting of velociraptors which are NOT the largest dinosaurs, nor the strongest, nor the scariest. A tyrannosaur can eat a tribe of velociraptors for dinner, a brachiosaur shakes the earth with every footstep, and a kronosaur can swallow a boat whole.

yet velociraptors are the most feared of all dinosaurs, for a single reason:
they are smarter than humans. homo sapiens' tool-using opposable thumb is its only advantage over velociraptor mongoliensis. they are even smarter than darklemur!
i wouldn't want to get off topic here and at this time but a raptor is "a really mean, nasty, smart, kick-boxing dinosaur that will leap up and slice you open from ear to pelvis with its hind claw.

we ran on to several of these mean and nasties on our last busse knife digging quest and one damned near got porkovr!:eek:

if it wasn't for the fire he started to get rid of the underbrush he would have been dinner for that over grown lizzard!

also remember that the order of the saurischian, suborder of theropoda, the raptor was swift, smart, and equipped with sharp teeth, large eyes, and long clawed fingers and toes. although no larger than a wolf, the raptor was known for its strength. the most distinguishing feature was a sickle-like claw on the second toe of its hind foot (up to 15" long):

here's a brief description of the critter, he's up to 6 feet in length, weighing nearly a ton, a carnivore, and a ferocious killer from the mesozoic era 68-65 million years ago during the late cretaceous period.

but this isn't the place to talk of walking death like this, and yes i do own the megaloden, it's the only thing i know of that will stop the raptor dead in it's tracks.
 
at least a busse kerambit would give you a fighting chance if you were to drop your megalodon. so i would give a "two thumbs up" for boinks choice of a kerambit.

but only if you had two of them.
you could dance around and slice that lizard in to sushi in no time flat.
 
somehow i can get a visual on darkhog hopping around with TWO 15" kerambits attached to his hands lopping off raptors heads while doing amazing backflips and cartwheels:cool: :cool: :cool:

i'm going to by that man a set:eek: :cool: :D
 
Damn it!:D The Megalodon Has been OINK'ed:mad: I remember trying to convice Jerry to make more, which was a no, Never thought of trying to bribe him outta that one:grumpy:
 
Originally posted by idahoskunk
somehow i can get a visual on darkhog hopping around with TWO 15" kerambits attached to his hands lopping off raptors heads while doing amazing backflips and cartwheels:cool: :cool: :cool:

i'm going to by that man a set:eek: :cool: :D
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Tell ya what Skunk, I would never want you to be without the kerambit's when going to the lost world...so you only need to buy me one :D
 
YOWZAA!!!! Okay Jerry you've got my tail waging and my
tounge is hanging out so where is it????:cool: :cool:
 
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