Gettin' A Little Angry

I'm a wild, moderately perverted, crazy old guy. Does that make me insane, demented, or both or worse?
 
Originally posted by Walosi
...it makes you NORMAL....well...for around here, anyway :rolleyes:
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By all means. It is a prerequisite to belong here. Just confirming Walosi's diagnoses.:D
 
....if you can call this a flock.....but anymore some of us.......never mind:rolleyes:
 
"Maybe I should chop up my furniture and throw that on the grill that should get it going"

napalm
 
I figure the reason we don't have any normal people in this forum is because they get scared off after reading a couple of threads like this one and the "Phantom".

LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
For some reason I have really toned down my pyromania. In my younger days (I am only 21) my friends and I used to go around and collect everyone's old Christmas tree. We would haul them down my parent's backyard and hide them out for a few months. As soon as the got dry enough we would stand them up and prop them against one another. Then one of us would trot up to the base of the tree and light away. For some reason I could never stop laughing when we saw those trees go up. The flames literally were 20' in the air. In all honesty if I did that today I would probably still laugh like I was an idiot (I may very well be). So I guess I belong on this forum too, I have proven my insanity ;). Watching those trees burn really put me off to the idea of having them in my house. I don't think I will ever buy a real tree, I just don't like thinking of all those flames. Pine tar can be a whole lot of fun though. I won't tell you the rest of the stuff we used to do, when I think back I am glad I have all my fingers and no scars- and I really mean that.
 
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They have a sort of ceremony like that here in Tulsa Matthew. Everyone drops off their old trees at a place called City Parks and after collecting several HUNDRED trees they are tied up, the Tulsa Fire Dept is at hand and the trees are lit
I have never been, hate crowds unless they're at a gun or gun and knife show, but people say it's quite an experience.:)
 
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Napalm, induced 02, gasoline, flamethrower ...all good. Now were cooking!!!

This thread reminds me of my mom's cooking. She always felt that food and heat should come together in a violent way. Gosh, some of her inspired dishes included, incinerary liver & onions and crematory of asparagas soup. A true Biblical woman, "ashes to ashes" and that sort...:D
 
HEE-HEE, Bill, that sounds exactly like my Mom's cooking. I was sixteen before someone told me you weren't supposed to have to scrape black stuff off your toast before eating it. :barf: ! I'm living proof that burnt food makes you grow up big and strong! We had a saying around the house, " Where there's smoke....THERE'S SUPPER", and Ma's favorite recipe was dubbed Hamburger Blob with tomato sauce cooked on high. Man, I gettin hungry! HEEHEEEHEEEEEEEEEE!:eek:

-Craig
 
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