Getting old

Raymond Richard · Jul 1, 2005

I'm so old I can laugh,cough,
sneeze,
and
pee
all at the same time.

I think they call that multi-tasking!

rhrocker · Jul 1, 2005

Hey! Me too! And sometimes I'm not even in the bathroom!

B . Buxton · Jul 1, 2005

Just remember the older the violin the sweeter the music.

Bill

Greg Covington · Jul 2, 2005

You know you're getting older when your dreams get drier and your farts get wetter.....

Fred.Rowe · Jul 3, 2005

Campared to what? I prefer fooling myself. Sea turtles live to be 175 years old and are still breeding till their dying day. That's somesthing to shoot for.
Fred

mete · Jul 4, 2005

You mean you're still chasing them but you can't remember why ?

John R. Fraps · Jul 4, 2005

Chasing Sea Turtles?
Darn, now I forgot what else I was gonna say....

Fred.Rowe · Jul 4, 2005

mete said:
You mean you're still chasing them but you can't remember why ?

Good point. I know when a beagle gets his best years of rabbit chasing behind him he will chase imaginary bunnies. He goes through all the motions, there is just no real rabbitt there. Its just the chase thats going on in his head that counts to him. Probabley the same for the old turtle.
This old dog smells breakfast upstairs. I know I can chase that down.
Happy trails to you, Fred

J. Neilson · Jul 5, 2005

I'm so old I can laugh,cough,

Then who was that spry, young buck I met at your table in Atlanta? Whoever he was he made great knives/hawks.

Raymond Richard · Jul 5, 2005

J, you talking about me? Not feeling to spry since late yesterday afternoon. I started having a kidney stone attack and it lasted 4 hours. Lots of fun. I sure can't handle pain like I did when I was younger.....

Dan Gray · Jul 5, 2005

Raymond Richard said:
I'm so old I can laugh,cough,
sneeze,
and
pee
all at the same time.

I think they call that multi-tasking!

I'm getting so old I don't dare try to fart while standing up to pee anymore

you never know what's going to happen and I don't even want to think about sneezing while doing that..

J. Neilson · Jul 5, 2005

Oooww. Damn Ray, I hope your feeling better.

fitzo · Jul 5, 2005

Dan Gray said:
I'm getting so old I don't dare try to fart while standing up to pee anymore
you never know what's going to happen and I don't even want to think about sneezing while doing that..

Dan gray, you get over here right this minute and clean the ice cream off my computer screen!

Lord, that was funny.... I suppose you have to be there. One of those "If I had to explain, you wouldn't understand" things.

Raymond, good luck with it.

Dan Gray · Jul 5, 2005

fitzo said:
Dan gray, you get over here right this minute and clean the ice cream off my computer screen! Lord, that was funny.... I suppose you have to be there. One of those "If I had to explain, you wouldn't understand" things.

Raymond, good luck with it.

ROTFLMAO