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Now, that second picture, the one with the wasp in the jar, is it me, or does the tag there say "edible"?

I generally make it a rule not to eat anything that can melt my face.
 
Now, that second picture, the one with the wasp in the jar, is it me, or does the tag there say "edible"?
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Yes, it certainly does.

You know I wish everything that was edible had a tag on it. I bet there'd be some surprises.

and wouldn't it make the day more interesting?

And if it was inedible they could list what possible effects it might have on a person. That would be fun too.
 
Just when I thought all I had to worry about were zombies and gators... now there is the impending invasion of the killer giant wasps and big creepy centipedes :eek:

I liked it better when it was just the zombies...

Alan
 
I just found this:

...The safest and most environmentally sound way to control millipedes and centipedes already in the house is to step on them and vacuum or sweep them up...

I guess whacking at them with a Surupati isn't the best solution afterall :rolleyes:

Alan
 
I guess whacking at them with a Surupati isn't the best solution afterall
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Funny you should mention that---I dispatched the centipede that bit my wife with a Cold Steel 12" Tanto. Sliced through him and the bedspread and the sheets and the mattress.

The centipede? now this IS the truth--no joke---(actually you can find my account of this somewhere else and it will match up) 1/2 of him ran into my closet IIRC, the other 1/2 (the arse end) ran out into the living room and hung out under the couch until I found him the next morning. Still alive and able to walk---without his head!!
 
No joke Munk, just check out <common butt of the joke politician>. He's scarier than that terrible, awful centipede. That was disturbing.

Edited by Andy. Just to be polite.
 
<<shudder>> I don't like centipedes at all. There is just something so alien about them. The move in an unnatural way...FAST. They twist and contort and sun that they flee from glares off them like an armor plated demon. They don't inject you with a pinhole bite like a spider. No, they pinch two large thick clumsy fangs into you, then they grapple and twist. These creatures get the Steely Size 12 when they cross my path.
I'm a bug person. I find spiders evolutionary marvles. My interests in robotic and spiders goes hand in hand. I like watching centipedes walk. They are like watching dozens of teeny tiny horses run in a line while being covered in a thick sheet. Even wasps, which i am scared to death of, fasinate me when i watch them swoop down on a soft fat insect, sting it, and fly off with it to feed the brood.
Centipedes do not hold my interest. They hold my weight up...well they try;)

Probably the creepiest parts in Peter Jackson's King Kong were the parts with the giant bugs. I still squirm thinking about the giant 2' centipedes.

Jake
 
No reason for the red faces, jmings- he won't. ( I trust) We're OK, Andy, right?

I was gonna say; the centipede moves like a scorpian. I hate the way scorpians can contort themselves into a crack.....yuuuck.



munk
 
Here it is:

Watching a scorpian squeeze into a crack is like watching Satan breaking the rules.





munk
 
Sorry Jerry. Yea we're OK, Munk. Just a quip. I'll delete it if necessary. Jerry, PM me if you'd rather it that way.
 
Darn, never mind that now; doesn't anyone like my line? ?? A little bit?




munk
 
I thought you were going to give a thread to some video. I've never seen a scorpion do that. Seen a junkload of roaches do it though.

Oh forgot. Great line Munk! You so funny. LOL.
 
Rob... that is just creepy... After slicing him in two and watching both hims escape, I'd be grabbing the shotgun!!!

Alan
 
ACStudios said:
Rob... that is just creepy... After slicing him in two and watching both hims escape, I'd be grabbing the shotgun!!!

Alan
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I would do the same, only I would go with the shotgun first.

Although a cattle prod might be fun too.

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aproy1101 said:
Sorry Jerry. Yea we're OK, Munk. Just a quip. I'll delete it if necessary. Jerry, PM me if you'd rather it that way.
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I'm OK with you now, Andy....
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Jerry The Dinosaur Mings
 
munk said:
Darn, never mind that now; doesn't anyone like my line? ?? A little bit?

munk
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While I have never seen a scorpion twist itself into a crack I could always move to another house if I did .

To see Satan break the rules I only have to turn on the evening news .

I would much rather move than watch the evening news .
 
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