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Pantyhose :confused:

Mutt wears pantyhose :confused: :confused: :confused:

Good grief :eek:

Da Kat is shell-shocked...not over this of course as he could care less about who wears the pantyhose around the ranch...he's really shell-shocked. A bit too close to the old impact point the other day. Rang his little kitty bell like a friar calling the faithful to service on Sunday.

Poor kitty :(

He keeps asking me as he sits here on the desktop "How is Ms. MuttApples?" and "What's Mapples say now?"

:rolleyes:

It's really quite sad. Will have to keep him in for at least a week. Stupid kat.

Probably partly my fault...

When I yelled "DUCK!" he stopped in mid-gallop and looked up :D

How was I to know???

S-kat :grumpy:

Kasik sends -
 
Oh, I got the toothache from hell!
Dentist says it's a nerve infection and proceeds with a root canal... I think it's the wrong tooth. The area still hurts like the dickens. SO much that 2 "5-500" tabs of vicodin does not help.

Hell, I'll wear a pair of sheer to the waist open crotch pantyhose if it'll make the pain go away! And, I think Apples meant a used pair...

Ouch...

I wonder where I can get some morphine.
 
Drink a pint of your favorite whiskey with those and you'll forget you have a head, let alone a tooth. Hope you get feeling better.
Danny
 
If I wasn't at work I'd drink a pint of my favorite whiskey for ya', maybe that would help. Or you could do what they offer to do for me at work, hit your foot with a big hammer, it'll make you forget a tooth acke, for awhile anyway. Good luck.
Danny
 
Poor Kitty. :(

Poor Muttly. :( Loosen your collar and let me stroke your long, floppy ears. :cool:

Sharper Danny, You sound like a good man. If Mutt weren't under the weather right now. . . . ;) ;) (Well, you know.)
 
Some people call me a good guy, and some call me bad ;) , I don't understand, but at least they're talking about me.
Danny
 
Mutt,

We can't understand you when you DON'T have pantyhose wrapped around your head like that :eek: :footinmou :D

Kasik sends
 
MelancholyMutt said:
Oh, I got the toothache from hell!
Dentist says it's a nerve infection and proceeds with a root canal... I think it's the wrong tooth. The area still hurts like the dickens. SO much that 2 "5-500" tabs of vicodin does not help.

Hell, I'll wear a pair of sheer to the waist open crotch pantyhose if it'll make the pain go away! And, I think Apples meant a used pair...

Ouch...

I wonder where I can get some morphine.
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Man...that is some kind of wussy dose of Vic. You need a couple of 10/325s, like I have to take for my disks.
 
I have to ration... effective dose for me is like 15 hydrocodone... some good tar opium would be good if I could find it...
 
Seems like the thread is dyin' off... too bad it was quite amusing... Welcome to the forums GoodApples.

~Matthew
 
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