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Hi, my name is Jon (not Will, thanks) and have gone without food for knives. I will drive to Oregon for autos, I will fly to Kuala Lumpur to see smiths forging keris blades, I will make sure all my swords have been body tested (even if I have to do it myself
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). Tracks on music recordings aren't songs, they're "cuts." I don't even own scissors. My neighbours are scared of me. My friends think I'm knuts. I can't afford a girlfriend. I call my p*nis my "Stiff KISS." Mosquitos don't bother me, I only get "butterfly bites" (but, can stainless steel also give you malaria?)
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I get the shakes waiting for knife orders to arrive. My Ka-Bar keeps talking to me, it tells me to go out and k ... ku ... ku ... cut things. I use UC throwers for butter knives. Drugs are bad, 'cause they take money away from the knife budget ...

Mmmm .... steel ...

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Yeah, well, people ... They're in tiny pieces in my bag ...

[This message has been edited by willOthewisp (edited 09-04-2000).]
 
Hia, Im Yoda, and Im a knifeaholic. I eat drink and sleep knives, which makes my life very uncomfortable when I go to bed, eat, take a ... well u know....
 
I love cutlery, knives, edged tools etc. Sharpen, test repeat.I love cutlery, knives, edged tools etc. Sharpen, test repeat.I love cutlery, knives, edged tools etc. Sharpen, test repeat.I love cutlery, knives, edged tools etc. Sharpen, test repeat.I love cutlery, knives, edged tools etc. Sharpen, test repeat.I love cutlery, knives, edged tools etc. Sharpen, test repeat.I love cutlery, knives, edged tools etc. Sharpen, test repeat.I love cutlery, knives, edged tools etc. Sharpen, test repeat.

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I've been busy for a while and away from the forums and the first thread I respond to is this...go figure.
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Way to go, Kit! Oh..knifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknife


and let's make this a little longer..


knife


longer still


there, time for more people to post and help make this the longest thread ever!
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You could put nacho cheese sauce on it...
 
Hi, I'm Steelwolf and I'm a knifeaholic in agony. Still waiting for my latest fix, which by all reckoning, should have arrived last Friday, latest. Went through a whole weekend chopping wood with my kukhri to control the pain.
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I hope it comes today, I hope it comes today, I hope it comes today. Ahhhh, screw it!!! I'm going to the local store to get me another knife, even if they do charge 3 times as much.
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i agree with you maurice.that talonite thread is going down!lets break it maurice.ok maurice.you first maurice.sure thing maurice.

yes.i do in fact talk to myself.only maurice is my better half.ha ha ha ha ha.oooooo!paintchips!
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yeah.im with u maurice.on to page 16.....
(starts playing theme song to bananza)
oh yeah.i almost forgot (not) knife

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knife vs.
food

knife wins

knife vs.
sex

well............
if I don't keep her happy she'll cut off my allowance.
 
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