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Hi, I'm Dan and I'm a knifeaholic. Im so hungry cuz i havn't eat this whole week. Why? Blade shows's coming up, gata have those knives........ AAARRRGGGHHH.....the voices in my head!!!!!! knifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknife knifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknife knifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknife knifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknife knifeknifeknifeknife knifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknifeknife .....
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[This message has been edited by James Mattis (edited 08-30-2000).]
 
Hi, I go by the handle of Full Tang Clan 'cause it makes me sound mysterious and dangerous -- like one of them ninjas.
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Sometimes I pretend I'm Kit Carson. Other times I believe I am Kit Carson.
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Does that make me a knifeaholic, or just plain nuts?
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P.S. I like "happy faces"
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'cause they talk to me in cute munchkin voices and call me "Bob".


[This message has been edited by Full Tang Clan (edited 08-30-2000).]
 
Hi I am a testaholic. I hate knives and feel the need to test and destroy every knife I can get.
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Hi Kit,my name is Keith and I am a knifeaholic, and I can hardly wait to order that M16A1 that we have been conversing about.
I like this knife so much that I have decided to make it my first handmade custom knife purchase.
Hopefully everyone on this thread has had the good fortune to see Kit's knives, they really are something special.
So Kit I hope to hear from you soon. Since I am sure that whatever price you work out will be fair and fine by me.
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KNIFE ADDICT??? me?? nah, not me. I can stop any time I want. Just because I plan to name my next two sons William and Henry has nothing to do with knives,, and I sneezed, I didn't say Sifu. Those 27 knives on my desk are paper weights and that big Bowie is a letter opener..... and you guys want to accuse me of being a knifaholic ?? No NO No, that Carnivore in my back pocket is a fingernail cleaner and all those things hanging on the wall are art, not swords.. you guys just want somebody to pick on...Kit you should be ashamed of yourself for starting all this sheet, you bastids has got to realize I am not addicted!!

Jake
 
Hi, I'm Tommi and I'm a hardcore puukkoholic. Ok I'm hardcore knifeaholic too.
I was about(had to delete it) to tell my medicatin but decided that I want to keep you crazyer than me.
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Sorry!
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Hi my name is Tom and I'm a knifeaholic. It all started when I was a kid........won't go into that. Been able to give up boozing, smoking rope (uh, I mean, you know
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) but I can't give up those sharp, shiney instruments of beauty. Sold every knife I had vowing to keep "just one or two good ones". Now I'm right back where I started from, even have a knife on order with Kit. Me don't want no help, me want more KNIVES!!!!

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[This message has been edited by Hoss (edited 08-30-2000).]
 
I took this test.

1 - Have you ever decided to stop buying knives for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days?
(yes)
2 - Do you wish people would mind their own business about your knife habit-- stop telling you what to do?
(YES!)
3 - Have you ever switched from one kind of knife to another in the hope that this would keep you from getting bored?
(Yes)
4 - Have you had to have a one handed-opener upon awakening during the past year? (playing with a spyderco immediately upon awaking?)
(Yes)
5 - Do you envy people who can handle knives without getting into trouble with their wife?
(No, she's hooked too!)
6 - Have you had problems connected with knives during the past year?
(Yeah, sharpening ATS-34 sucks!)
7 - Has your knife problem caused trouble at home?
(Only when I can't find my Microtech!)
8 - Do you ever try to get "free" knives at a show or convention because you do not have enough money?
(Not anymore, now I offer to swap for ghillie suits!)
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9 - Do you tell yourself you can stop buying knives any time you want to, even though you keep buying them when you don't mean to?
(Story of my life, man!)
10 - Have you missed days of work or school because of knives?
(Well there was that unfortunate trip to the hospital...)
Okay, so I scored 9 for 10
I'm ALMOST perfect!
Hi, my name is Ken and I'm a knifeaholic!
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[This message has been edited by Endura Duck (edited 08-30-2000).]
 
Hi, I´m Judge and I´m a certified knifaholic therapist. Just send me all your knives and your addiction will be cured. The withdrawal symptoms will only last for two to three days (a little fever, restlessness, etc.), then you´ll be relieved. Believe me!

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Hi, I'm Mark. I like knives more then I like people.
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[This message has been edited by Mark6 (edited 08-30-2000).]
 
Hi, I'm Brendan and I'm a knifeaholic. You'll never make it....
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Hi I'm Fish and I am a Taloniteaholic and the DumbA$$ that started the Talonite, Good Bad and Ugly thread...
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Hi, my name is Richard and I'm currently a knifeaholic, but I'm going to quit when the 6 knives I currently have on order arrive.
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Hi! I'm Gig and I must confess that I too am a knifeaholic!

How do I know? There are 3 simple signs:

1. My wife verbally attacks me (and sometimes physically ~ which I generally don't mind) about the UPS, USPS and Fed Ex trucks arriving with "my" boxes in them.....
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2. My blood pressure and heart rate rises when I'm in the general vacinity of folders and fixed blades (and no......not butcher or kitchen knives).......
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3. The back of my left hand no longer has hair.......Man, my blades are sharp!! {Better than most of you wackers who have to shave your palms!}
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4. I make strange sounds when I see a knife that I have to have.......
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5. I'm constantly on this damn box surfin' to see more blades.......

6. BeJesus.......there are more than 3 signs! hehe

Life is good........



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"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon & a Walter Brend Model 2!"
 
Hi I am Winona (wife of the knifaholic Endura Duck) Isn't he lucky I am not Lorena Bobbit? (Or however you spell her name)
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Hello Bastids,

My name is Gene.... I am a full-time knifeaholic, and a part-time alcoholic. My belly is getting rather large, and I haven't shaved in about 2 months.... If I can talk the ol' lady into letting me build a shop, and fill it with equipment, well, I am quite certain I could be a knife maker.... Hell, I've already met most of the requirements!
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I am not addicted, I will stop as soon as my current orders come in.

Should be about 3 years from now.

See, I can stop anytime.
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Hi, im Richard, and im a knifeaholic. Nothing I like more that reaching in my pocet and grabbing my tool...errr...knife
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