I'm George and I've invented a patch that can be worn on your arm (much like those used to treat smoking addictions) that will cure "knifeaholism". Best of all, IT'S FREE!! ($25.00 shipping and handling) simply e-mail me your Visa,Mastercard,American Express or Discover Card number and I promise I'll end your addiction for ever.
** side affects may include bankruptcy, blindness,serious internal bleeding,cranial hemmoraging,cardiac failure and blunt force trauma to the head (caused by your spouse when she/he finds out you sent me you card number)***
George