Go Gitcha Momma

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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno.
I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life; I ain't got no idea'rwhat it is. "
While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between
the into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Then the walls opened up again and a
gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
"Boy..................go gitcha momma.............."
 
I seen one a dose mosheens!!! DAy kose amneezsha too!! I put moma in one, she come oot riel purtee too but wen i hugd er, she dint r'menbr me!!!!

[hehehe,sorry,hehehe :D :D :D ]
 
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