Goddamnit!!!

First decent knife?

Covered in crap beer?

Go buy a Bob Dozier K-2 and a bottle of AleSmith Speedway Stout.

Congrats on your Pika. It only gets better from here.
 
If you poked a hole in the can and had it sitting round long enough that you forgot about it, you're drinking too slow.

Shotgunnin' is not for amatures. If you haven't worked up to the point where you need a whiskey chaser then you have some practice to do.

Keep at it and one day you too will be able to slam a bucket of week-old bilge water from a Liberian freighter without flinching. :D
 
"week-old bilge water from a Liberian freighter without flinching"

Obviously an amateur.

Try a bucket of 6-month old oily-waste-water-tank water. Just the smell alone makes many a sewage worker gag.
 
zpaulg said:
Just got beer soaked again, keep forgettin' that hole I poked!!!
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Have you heard that canned beer now comes with pull-tabs (you lift up the ring thingy, and push it all the way back), so you don't have to poke a hole in the can to get the beer out of it?.:D.

...Retard...:jerkit:.
 
glockman99 said:
Have you heard that canned beer now comes with pull-tabs (you lift up the ring thingy, and push it all the way back), so you don't have to poke a hole in the can to get the beer out of it?.:D.

...Retard...:jerkit:.
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Beer belongs in bottles not cans, stop drinkin' Bud try some Grolsh or Weiss beer, drink for pleasure not necessity, or try hard liquor, it'll get ya there quicker.
 
orthogonal1 said:
Try a bucket of 6-month old oily-waste-water-tank water. Just the smell alone makes many a sewage worker gag.
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I would but I prefer the imported offerings. Domestic brews are just a bit too piquant in my humble opinion. :p
 
glockman99 said:
Have you heard that canned beer now comes with pull-tabs (you lift up the ring thingy, and push it all the way back), so you don't have to poke a hole in the can to get the beer out of it?.:D.

...Retard...:jerkit:.
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actually you need to poke 2 holes in the beers, one at the top (for the beer to come out) and one at the bottom for the airsupply... :D
 
Guys, what can I say?

Drank enough to talk broken biscuits and just had to see if mini pika would penetrate the can (went through it like tissue paper).

Good to see fellow drunkies responding to the thread.......(Bunch of pi** heads!) LOL.....
 
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