Going back to EDC -- pocket Glock

DannyinJapan said:
we need to pass legislation to ban waffle houses with high-capacity seating.
That way, when something bad happens, only 7 people can be killed...
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If nothing else, that Ninga stuff has to be respected for getting DIJ to think outside the box with such regularity. I love you, Danny (Agape, that is) :D
 
munk said:
Is it just Waffle houses, or do Pancake houses also have problems?
munk
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Once upon a time in the strange land that is Detroit, I was sitting shotgun in a car driven by a street sage (one Lt. Turner), he Black, I white and both rather grungy at thyat moment. We were sitting directly across from Church's Fried Chicken, but looking up the adjoining alley at a second story landing where a delivery was immanent. A couple thugs walked up on bothsides of our beater, and one said "Don' even theenk 'bout it. We was here firss'...We gwine take eet down." Turner thinking fast, said "O.K. Bro, we'el jus' sit an watch. I hits de horn ifn the Man he come." Two others joined the first two, all four pulled on ski masks or a ladies nylon over their faces, and walked into Church's. I grabbed the radio from it's hiding place and yelled "armed robbery in progress, the coordinates, and two officers out of uniform on the inside!", jumped out of the car and went inside with Turner. Turner, Ever the comedian, said "You boys did real good!" and the merde hit the fan. Pop, pop, pop, Bang, BLAM (my .44) pop, BLAAM , " Oh shit I'm hit" "Don' shoot me no more" and hysterical wild laughter from the Church's manager, who had probably been robbed every 48 hours for months. I thought this guy was gonna kiss my shoes (THAT actually has happened to me). After six cruisers, an ambulance and the police wagon had come and gone, Turner and I went back to the car, AND WATCHED THE DELIVERY TAKE PLACE UP THE ALLEY!!! Church's got robbed so often that none of the dealers even looked out their window! And now you know why I'm psycho, and about five steps to the right of John Birch :D :D :D
 
Jurrasic,
Maybe instead of farting around with SF I should just write a biography of you.

We love your stories!
Think pretty damn highly of you, too.



munk
 
Silly me but that must mean the food is pretty good at Church,s .

As for the shoe kissing part ???????????????????????????????????????????????
 
Kevin the grey said:
Silly me but that must mean the food is pretty good at Church,s .

As for the shoe kissing part ???????????????????????????????????????????????
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Naw, Church's are open so many hours in terrible neighborhoods, the residents treat them as ATMs...my mocassins probably taste better :D
 
I ate at a Waffle House in Asheboro once...

I had bad inner feelings a little while after...

:D

Tom
 
Jurassic DOES bring a lot to the table. :D Church's chicken isn't bad; Popeyes is better. Both are worth the risk.


Mike
 
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