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How in the heck do you get close enough to stab a boar to death without getting tusked from a-hole to elbow?
Easy! You dress all in black and climb a tree along a path with your special spiked-toe boots. Then you wait for a boar to pass beneath you and you throw a flash/smoke bomb in front of him. You leap from the tree with a fearsome battle cry and throw a couple of ninja-stars at the beast in mid-air to make him angry so he charges you the second you land. Then you slice him in two with your Dark-Ops fixed blade as he rushes you, so one half of the boar lands on your left side, the other half on your right. Gecko 45 told me all about it.
Sounds like fun!

Seriously though, I do have to admit that this does seem like an uber-manly way to hunt. I'm sure that the dogs would come in handy. I wouldn't want my dog going up against a boar, though, I'd be too afraid I'd end up scooping up his guts (my dog's, not the boar's) I'd have to borrow someone else's dogs for the afternoon.