Got New Knife, and Wife is PISSED !

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Recieved my new "Badger Attack" this week, along with a box of cigars that I ordered. I tried to hide the knife package behind the cigar package, but my wife spotted it anyway. Problem is I have a Spyderco "Mini Dyad" in route, and Busse "Mean Street" to ship possibly next week. Wife always seems to be here when UPS man arrives. Any of you guys have the same problem? And no! even if I didn't try to hide the knife package my wife would still be pissed.

P.S. These are the last knives I'm ever going to buy. . .
 
1. UPS to work... I get my Glocks by her because they all look alike!
 
I think I have a solution, if you survive the arrival of your next couple of knives. All you have to do is have them delivered to a friends house and just pick them up there, but if your wife finds out you are sneaking around behind her back, you might get in some serious trouble!

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B. Miller, first I would need additional information on the situation before I could possibly help you. Are you a house husband? Do you take care of your financial responsiblities? Do you take your wife out to eat at least twice a month? If you answered NO, Yes, Yes. I guess the next thing in line, since you have done all you can in being a husband, is change wives. There is no way that you could possibly keep from buying another knife later on when you see the "just right" knife.

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Ray Kirk
www.tah-usa.net/raker
 
There is only one solution! Buy your wife a VERY nice knife
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Then, just compliment hers when one of yours arrives! My wife has a couple nice ones now and has all but adopted my new SpeedTech!
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Neil


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Hi Guys...

See this is where I tip toed around the entire problem....

I disguise my knife buying habits under the cloak of an actual business....

I really Don't make sheaths for knives (Just kidding I do), it's a Front for my addiction... LMAO...

I'll say that I need the blade to make sheaths to sell.. So actually it's a write off...
If worst comes to worst,, I say it's a customers knife.....LOL


You know what,, you may convince them and dazzle them with Bull$hit for awhile,, but they catch on soon enough.... Women have the sense I think,,they know when we are trying to screw them over!! LOL

Creativity is the key to success here Guys!
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ttyle Eric..

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Eric E. Noeldechen
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Gotta' disagree with you guys. If you start having your knives delivered to work, or to a friends house, next thing you're going to be hiding your collection in the trunk of your car, so that she won't know how many knives you own. I refer you to the thread "What About Bob" @ http://www.bladeforums.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000707.html

Changing wives isn't too practical either. What if your wife gets custody of the knives in the divorce settlement? Not to mention, a good divorce lawyer costs more than a basket of Sebenzas.

Buy your wife a very nice knife? It may have worked for Dr. Lathe, but for most of us, good ******* luck.

No, my suggestion is to examine her spending habits. Figure out what she spends money on that can't be considered a household expense. Does your wife collect something? Subscribe to dozens of magazines? Own thousands of pairs of shoes? Then, keep your knife spending below her spending level. When she brings up the subject of your newest knife, remind her (gently) that you spend less money on yourself than she spends on herself.

Of course, this is easy for me to say. My wife doesn't ask how much I spend on knives, nor complain about the ever increasing numbers of them; she knows I'm way too frugal/practical (OK, uptight about money) to spend more than we can afford. She also knows, without having to ask, that I spend much less on myself than she spends on herself.

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Dave

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of More Knives


[This message has been edited by dsvirsky (edited 01-15-2000).]
 
Rule 1 -- No credit card or personal check purchases. (Money orders do not leave a paper trail.)

Rule 2 -- You're not buying, you're trading. (Get a bunch of small priority mail boxes free from the PO. Before you're expecting a new piece, set up & address a box. Either make it disappear or actually send it to a single friend's house after she has seen it.)

Rule 3 -- Learn to say "This old thing?" in a very convincing manner.

Good luck!
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Cheers,

--+Brian+--

aka Dagda the Insatiable, Member of the Terrible Ironic HORDE
"I may be goin' to hell in a bucket, Babe, but at least I'm enjoyin' the ride."
 
Ship it to your work. Watch out for the credit card bills too! She could find those!
 
My wife and I each have a credit card that only has that spouses name on it(i.e. I have one my wife can't use, she has one I can't use) under the guise of using it for those special gift purposes that are supposed to be a suprise. If she ever saw that credit card bill she would think she was getting one butt-load of knives for some special gift. Of course they are all for me but it works.

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Outside of a dog, a Knife is man's best friend. Inside a dog it is very, very Dark.
 
I maintain a PO Box for an online business, that is why I try to get all my knives to go to the PO Box. What she does not see come in does not stir as much anger. Adopt a Don't ask don't tell policy.
But on the other hand you loose all bitching rights when she decides to splurge.
 
This thread reminds me of a T shirt I once saw at a ham radio meet. It said "my wife said if the radios didn't go, she would....over."

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BrianWE

I had no shoes and wept...until I met a man who had no feet. Cheapest pair of shoes I ever bought.
 
Great T-shirt slogan, Brian!
Well, time for me to address a few of those priority mail boxes.
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Cheers,

--+Brian+--

aka Dagda the Insatiable, Member of the Terrible Ironic HORDE
"I may be goin' to hell in a bucket, Babe, but at least I'm enjoyin' the ride."
 
ROTFLMAO.....This is me right to the "T"
My wife freaks out on me HARD.She is so pissed at me right now its realy sad!
Wait till she finds out I ordered a MEUK from Allen.
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GOOD LUCK,


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Jay
Life is like a box of chocolates,never know what your gona git!
 
I have to say that I don't believe in lying to anyone about what I purchase. Esp. the "better half." No need to make life harder than what it already is.

No sense in getting things shipped to friends houses & work etc.

You have to remaim master of your domain!

We all have our places where we splurge on a few things, and cut corners on others. But to have a desire for cool sharp objects... nothing is wrong with that!....I think all in here will agree with me on that.

Ric
www.knifesupplies.com
 
I about passed out the other day when my wife told me to go and get the spydercard i had been oogling ... then she came home with a new outfit... definetly a good tradeoff.
 
I agree with Ric.
Now, all you blokes have to do is get your wives to sign on here and they will be agreeing with you.
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BrianWE

I had no shoes and wept...until I met a man who had no feet. Cheapest pair of shoes I ever bought.
 
I have to agree with a couple of the guys, only a little differently.

My wife collects Boyd's Bears, little stuffed animals and some resin pieces. Nice things, could be VERY collectable and may make a few bucks. I have gotten involved in buying a some of the pieces with/for her. I have also started her own collection of knives, that she likes, with purple handles/scales, her favorite color.

I try to make sure that both collections are a little of each of us. NOT HER bears and MY knives. I find that it helps around here. Oh, by the way, food is always here, bills paid, etc FIRST. Unless there is a REALLY REALLY COOOOOOOL
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one of has to have, then I try to make the $$'s work to make it happen.



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Dwight

It's a fine line between "a hobby" and "mental illness".
 
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