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I was in New York City for the last few days, just running around seeing stuff, and today I went down to the Liberty Island/Ellis Island Ferry, at Battery Park. This was with my mom and sister; I went down there yesterday. So I go through security, take out my cell phone and knives and put them in my backpack, and my belt and glasses in the bin. It all goes through the X-ray machine, and of course the knives show up. The guy asks me to pull them out, and he looks at them. They are a small-size CS Voyager, a spear-point CRKT M16-13Z, and a silver Kershaw Chive. He calls another guy over, and he looks at them, hands the Chive back to me and says, "You can keep this one. We'll have to confiscate the others."
I was like, "Uh, no, these are perfectly legal knives." So he flicks them both open and calls them "gravity knives", and totally illegal. My mom asks to talk to his supervisor, who was an even bigger retard. I almost lost my temper (I've never been in this kind of situation before, so I was kind of overwhelmed) and ended up basically saying, "Screw you, you idiot, you can go to heck if you think I'll hand my knives over to you." I didn't say that to his face, but I was about to.
I ended up stashing my knives in a hollow tree in Battery Park. I'd have flipped the guy off later, but my mom was there.
So what I'm asking you all is this: What is a good argument or bit of law to counter this asinine regulation? This guy must have had you-know-what for brains to be so adamant about this, but what could I have said? I'm sure many of you have run into this retarded rule, so what have you said or done to get your blades through anyway?
Angry back in Denver,
Asha'man

I ended up stashing my knives in a hollow tree in Battery Park. I'd have flipped the guy off later, but my mom was there.

So what I'm asking you all is this: What is a good argument or bit of law to counter this asinine regulation? This guy must have had you-know-what for brains to be so adamant about this, but what could I have said? I'm sure many of you have run into this retarded rule, so what have you said or done to get your blades through anyway?
Angry back in Denver,
Asha'man