Grinding Halt Xmas/Festivus GA

NOT IN :D I just don't dare as the local Customs and Digi-Stasi will find various odd socks, cast offs, shed Python skins ( the faux version can look OK on certain women though..) a field-day to impound and threaten me with.

Kind of good luck to everybody else (if you can face these trophies... ;)) and a very pleasant Christmas Season to all who read and THINK on this Forum:thumbsup:
 
sitflyer said:
Xmas present from hell, a socket set missing the ten mm socket.
Oh, and by the way, I don't have a clue as to what's going on here...
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I hate tools as xmas presents generally speaking...unless expensive good quality..


waynorth said:
I'm in for (whatever it is?)! But please send the prize to someone else if I win!! Anyone else!! 😲 - - - - - - - - - 🤣
Seriously; Happy Christmas, Jon!! :)
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And the same to you old mate.Cheers.
bigfish64 said:
Me either, and I’ve been reading it from the first post. 🤣
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Ok I know it seems difficult..apologies for that...I've been working quite hard...mowing lawns...its been raining a lot and its very warm..
I think I cooked myself a couple of days ago..humidity and six hours behind a selfpropelled push mower...on wet grass....I must be insane.
The prize is a 2018 Buck forum knife nib..the winner of Johnnythefox Johnnythefox s GA..is to nominate a fellow Porchenberger and that shall be they that receive the prize from me. It's a Christmas thing.
I'm not sure where the whole present from hell idea came from but there's been some beauts thus far so humour me...and be safe one and all.
 
meako said:
I hate tools as xmas presents generally speaking...unless expensive good quality..



And the same to you old mate.Cheers.

Ok I know it seems difficult..apologies for that...I've been working quite hard...mowing lawns...its been raining a lot and its very warm..
I think I cooked myself a couple of days ago..humidity and six hours behind a selfpropelled push mower...on wet grass....I must be insane.
The prize is a 2018 Buck forum knife nib..the winner of Johnnythefox Johnnythefox s GA..is to nominate a fellow Porchenberger and that shall be they that receive the prize from me. It's a Christmas thing.
I'm not sure where the whole present from hell idea came from but there's been some beauts thus far so humour me...and be safe one and all.
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Its raining,grey and dull here the grass aint growing,nothing is growing. HO,HO,HO Bah Humbug 🤣
 
Meako, I can’t really think of a bad present. But I suppose I was less than thrilled about my Grandmother always giving me socks and underwear as a kid for Christmas. Especially as I got a little older and had to open them up in front of my girl cousins😳
 
And the winner is...................as nominated by mbkr mbkr ..................................................the envelope please.............thank you...............the winner is.........join us after this important announcement.....( dont ya hate it when they do that?)....
Will Power Will Power ...pm sent.
and your prize...
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not the hat.
Cheers all thanks for the good sportsmanship.
 
What? I'm totally confused...not getting a used cat litter box (got enough of that actually) but getting a backup to one of my absolute favourite Forum Knives???

A dream?? I have them....

Many thanks meako for this bizarre GAW and the nomination obscurity, thanks too to mbkr mbkr

Now let's see Finnish Posti mess this one up, ETA 2044.....:poop::eek::D

Regards to all, Will
 
I was inspired this christmas by a visit from my youngest son Peter .It was the first time ive seen him since he turned 18 in June..also heard him play guitar for the first time...now that was a good xmas gift...
Thanks to all for participating...I ll leave you with a golden nugget of humour....I made this one up many xmasses ago in response to those xmas cracker/bon bon jokes...
Q.where do the elves go for a beer after xmas?
A. Bar Humbug.
 
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