gross abuse of fatwood, W/pics

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We all know the great qualities of finely split, or shaved fatwood for firestarting in less than ideal situations. What we have here is 1000% different. We spent a few hours gathering fatwood along the lakeshore, and then built a ridiculous fire, reaching more than 12 ft. high at it's peak. I had to snap a few shots just to record the abuse of resinous wood. It was all to bug my dad, who is always on us to never use more rich pine than absolutely needed, even though we keep literal logs of it on hand all the time. He was out of camp all day Fri., and so we laid this giant crosshatch fire about 20 minutes before he arrived back at camp. He pulled up, just shook his head in dismay, and set a chair about 15 feet back and asked what we were gonna tell the forest service after they mistakenly dispatched fire fighters to extinguish half the county, only to find 2 goofy goobers and about 100 lbs of fatwood aflame!

Seeing his face, and listening to his chiding and sarcasm all night was well worth the sweat, sawing, chopping , and splitting it took to prep that beast. Anyway, here are the pics:
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that is the most beautiful fire i have ever seen. The air must been heavily scented with pine pitch smoke!
 
Sorry - but I think a 12 foot fire is kind of dumb....:thumbdn:
 
Great pics of a monster fire. It brings back memeories of Opening Day of Trout Season many years ago. There was plenty of food and drinks to go around and a reasonable campfire. It was Charlie's turn to add wood to the fire and he took several pallets that somone had brought along for dry wood and put them on top of the fire. We were in a campground on national forrest so it only took a few minutes for a Warden to arrive. Thanks for the pics and bringing back the memories.
 
Sorry - but I think a 12 foot fire is kind of dumb....:thumbdn:

I think the title itself, not to mention the intro. pretty much covers the lack of practicality of the fire. But thank you for your stunning insight into the silliness of a 12 ft. high pine knot fire. Brilliant my man, keep 'em coming!

Beckerhead
 
Reminds me of burning piles of plastic bale twine and wrap back on the farm. We accumulate huge piles of it in the winter. When we get about enough to fill the 8-ft wide bucket on our loader tractor, we burn it. I usually guess we have around 250-pounds, makes for a pretty big fire.
 
Gross abuse of liquid oxygen - a web classic from 1995
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I wonder what would happen if you were to pour liquid oxygen on burning fatwood ... hmm ...
 
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